^- also drinks sewage water
<- enjoys adding anything to rice as long as it's edible
v- is watching a perfectly pudgy pug pig out on pretzels
^- also drinks sewage water
<- enjoys adding anything to rice as long as it's edible
v- is watching a perfectly pudgy pug pig out on pretzels
^eats icy hot as a snack
< tired
V once stole from a comatose relative
^ - Did a few years in the pen for owning and operating (not to mention participating in) an underground Bronie ranch.
< - (insert Jigsaw voiceover)...would like to play a game with you.
v - Casually tosses newborn kittens in the river.
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ accused of sexually harassing an Elmo doll
< I may have a newvictimvolunteer...hmmm.
V once pooped on the floor and blamed the dog
^- is the one drowning kittens
<-Is a cat person
v- ate a ham and glue sandwich
^ - Picked up a cactus with only his buttcheeks.
< - Not willing to confirm or deny sexual relations with said doll.
v - Didn't believe it was poop. Tasted brown substance on floor. Turns out it was poop.
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ was raised by rabid rabbits
< that wasn't me.
V liked action 52
^ - Impersonates Richard Gere with his pet gerbil, Lemmiwinks
< - Thinks the person above him is a very, very naughty person
v - Bathes in spoiled milk
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ ran away to live in Mcdonald's land,ended up as a tranny.
< you have no idea how naughty.
V almost died mixing pop rocks and pepsi
^-ran off to join the circus
<-passed out from own smell
v-is secretly a superhero called Donutman
^ - Lives in Nebraska and eats a cold pan of wolf-knuckles every morning for breakfast
< - Doesn't sleep, waits
v - Ate boyfriends edible panties. Found out the hard way that they weren't edible
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ ate a block of wood for fiber
< underwear had to be removed by doctors,thanks for reminding me
V thought betamax was the next trend....
^ - Feeds his mentally handicapped family from the garbage
< - Possesses the mad skills to unscramble an egg
v - Swears it's still cool to scream shit like $5.99 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?! in public
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
^ feeds grandmother fancy feast
< I was declared insane yeaaarss..ago.
V still thinks Candyland is near Russia
^ - Ate a live goat, face first
< - Has found his favorite thread
v - Still pushes for "in the buff" day at the local firehouse
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...