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    ^ - Last time he received a piece of ass was while using cheap toilet paper
    < - Cannot confirm or deny the legitimacy of pending charges...
    v - Had to get a plastic dinosaur mouth surgically removed from around his wiener

    EDIT: I did not perform aforementioned surgery.
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    (that surgery will be impossible since I'm a girl)
    ^ had surgery to remove multiple transformer toys from anus
    < has "allegedly" beat someone over a cupcake
    v spent time in a "rest home for the criminally insane"

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    ^ - Silently made fun of a retarded kid at an amusement park. Was later gypped by same retarded kid getting on the carousel
    < - Gave his underage cousin Hannah alcoholic beverages and a sawzall to commit a crime
    v - Won't tell mom how he "lost" a handful of transformers
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    ^ thought the guy on the brawny towels was his dad,til the dna tests came back
    < sometimes thinks that I was born in wrong decade/generation.
    V thinks DNA is short for drugs and alcohol

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    ^ - Hasn't eaten candy after an unfortunate accident involving a dog turd
    < - Eats mice... they're nice
    v - Was genetically confirmed as Justin Bieber's long lost twin
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    ^ thought pop rocks was meth,got sick from smoking it.
    <wish I had more candy
    vMet their last gf at a family reunion

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    ^ - Received a suspended sentence for indecent exposure at a boy scouts rally
    < - Smokes sticky meth
    v - Eats a hot bowl of wolf knuckles every morning for breakfast
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    ^ Is banned from pet stores because of an incident involving a snake and a severed body part
    < Is running out of places to hide the bodies..I mean...is bored
    V stole a hoverround from an old lady while she was driving it.

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    ^ - Stole an infants prostetic legs and pushed him into a ravine. Also removed one hand just in case
    < - Jacked up a semi-mentally challenged kid with red hair nicknamed "Rooster" on the schoolbus. Years later punched a deaf kid in the face
    v - Voted for himself in the Halloween thread
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    ^ likes to be peed on by pre-op trannies
    < is tired and grouchy
    v was patient zero for herpes

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    ^ - Gave mouth to mouth to a floppy snake https://www.google.com/search?q=flop...2F%3B590%3B386
    < - Hates designing websites for people who change their mind on massive issues at the last moment
    v - Offered to ride shotgun in the human centipede
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    ^ volunteered to be the "test subject" at a sewage plant
    < found a game store near my house
    v has a history of hooking up with cats behind the dollar store

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    ^ - Claps when old people fall
    < - Enjoys Friday mornings with coffee as volatile as jet fuel
    v - Eats ramen noodles without the flavor pouch
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    ^- is so crazy that even mental institutes kick them out
    <- is having a mental breakdown
    v- is a blubbering fudgemonkey
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    ^ - Hand-fed a hotdog to his girlfriends dad
    < - Drinks scalding hot chicken broth while talking smack.
    v - Was told he'd never amount to anything. Didn't let anyone down.
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