If an intruder came into your home what would you do?

[Jazzmarazz]

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I guess you're going to take care of them?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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That was terrible and I'm kind of sorry

try result number two.

[Zaladane]

try result number two.

Death due to trauma to the head from multiple hurled gameboys?

Or a solder gun in the eye?

[Prude]

Actually I would shoot them before they even turned into the neighborhood.

[Milady]

Actually I would shoot them before they even turned into the neighborhood.

Welcome to jail.

[Cosmic]

I'd sit them down and settle our differences over a nice game of Trivial Pursuit.

[Jazzmarazz]

I'd sit them down and settle our differences over a nice game of Trivial Pursuit.

And if they were to win?

[Prude]

I'd sit them down and settle our differences over a nice game of Trivial Pursuit.

And make them tea.

Welcome to jail.

But at least I achieved my objective.

[Verb]

Actually I would shoot them before they even turned into the neighborhood.

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[Sheik]

I would torture and maim the fool who dares disturb my lazy time, then sew a no trespassing sign on his chest and kick him out on the edge of the city lines.
Then call the cops to report a trespasser.

[Prude]

I would torture and maim the fool who dares disturb my lazy time, then sew a no trespassing sign on his chest and kick him out on the edge of the city lines.
Then call the cops to report a trespasser.

This sounds like a terrible comic strip.

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I hate Pepsi. It tastes so terrible you might as well drink cleaner.

[Verb]

This sounds like a terrible comic strip.

I hate Pepsi. It tastes so terrible you might as well drink cleaner.

I thought I hated Pepsi. Then I tried Diet Pepsi. That is SERIOUSLY how I would repel an intruder from my home. Offer them Diet Pepsi and ask if they've heard about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

[Prude]

I thought I hated Pepsi. Then I tried Diet Pepsi. That is SERIOUSLY how I would repel an intruder from my home. Offer them Diet Pepsi and ask if they've heard about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Sweet baby jesus!

Yes just offer them pepsi and they will run like a motherfuck (not to be confused with offering them beyonce)

[Verb]

Lol beyonce would be a bit of a mixed message, asking them to put a ring on it.

Also someone invading personal space and putting a ring on it is how I imagine marriage.

[Prude]

Lol beyonce would be a bit of a mixed message, asking them to put a ring on it.

Also someone invading personal space and putting a ring on it is how I imagine marriage.

[Elin]

I'd hide my kids, hide my wife, and hide my husband, 'cause they're rapin' errybody out here.

In all seriousness, I live in a tiny appartment with nowhere to hide, so I guess I'd just tell them to take what they wanted, and hope that they didn't get violent?