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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Jackass View Post
    I asked the wife to try anal last night. "Fuck that shit!" she replied. "That's the spirit!" I said.

    You're making me horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    I know this, but my parents say that doesn't matter and I need more lessons.

    Not that that's wrong, but I CAN swim.
    i can swim reasonably well but don't find it that enjoyable its a good way to cool off in summer through


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    hi peoples

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    Quote Originally Posted by Def P View Post
    Thought you didn't pirate.
    I don't, I just care less and less is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magical Mr. Mistofelees View Post
    You're making me horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilson. View Post
    I can do the front crawl but cannot do the breathing technique at all so I just have to hold my breath for as long as possible when swimming.
    I can *AHEM* "Sort of" do the breathing trick, but I get water up my nose...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilson. View Post
    I can do the front crawl but cannot do the breathing technique at all so I just have to hold my breath for as long as possible when swimming.
    You need an avatar with that name



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    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    I can *AHEM* "Sort of" do the breathing trick, but I get water up my nose...
    so you swim and drown at the same time???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Magical Mr. Mistofelees View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Blog View Post
    so you swim and drown at the same time???
    OK, apparently that's the wrong breathing trick...

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    I swim like a sea turtle...could live in the sea, if not for no gills and all....

    "Michael Jackass" - ? Ha...Was gonna say DL, but I'm thinking Sprung.


    Whos that behind the fence there? Looks like a poster for child abduction...yikes.

    "Get your fat ass BACK here!"





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    @Grady: I think it's Jackhammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy View Post
    I can *AHEM* "Sort of" do the breathing trick, but I get water up my nose...
    lolz at your rep

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