Does anyone have this game? It doesn't need the most recent translation patch. I should manage if I can read most of the text.

Incoming bawwww:
Spoiler warning:
I've spent all day surfing the web for an English patch of this game. Most of my results take me to a pre-patched ISO, but it's broken up into a ridiculous number of parts and they all seem to be corrupted. I found two patches but one does nothing and the other has a ton of missing steps. I feel like I'm on a wild goose chase. If anyone's got this ISO prepatched and not in a bunch of parts, I would be so grateful. I'd also be happy if someone sent me a patch that came with instructions and all the necessary tools.
If this elusive English patch isn't real or it's really bad, somebody tell me now so this wild goose chase can end.