My pet centipede has just had to have 98 body parts amputated after a recent accident.I'm amazed he survived but have been warned by the vet that he is on his last legs.
Cookie Thief
My pet centipede has just had to have 98 body parts amputated after a recent accident.I'm amazed he survived but have been warned by the vet that he is on his last legs.
Enjoying the finer things
My girlfriend told me that Angry Birds were on Facebook.
I told her... as long as they still take selfies with their shirts off
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
DESUUUUUUUUUUU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥
What the hell that doesn't make sense at allOriginally Posted by Mailmann006
Mine:
Why did the girl fall off the swing...?
That's What's Happening
I'll bite. Why?
Also I assume birds=women in the above. Or maybe just talking duck faces idk
DESUUUUUUUUUUU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥
She had no arms.
That's What's Happening
Did you disarm her?
Enjoying the finer things
Virtual boy...
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
why patrick cant bathe???
sorry this one is racist but it's all I can think of. What do you call a black women that has 6 abortions?
a crime fighter
Last edited by Cookie Monster; 13th-February-2014 at 16:34.
I'm assuming that was ok because it says (just kidding) after the racist thing
Dismember
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
C is for Crash
What's the difference between Ferrari and prison??
Banned
want a funny thing look at this video,but first i thought this is my brother!!!
Dismember
I don't know. What?
C is for Crash
There's no difference actually. If you are honest all your life, you can't get either!!
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