My pet centipede has just had to have 98 body parts amputated after a recent accident.I'm amazed he survived but have been warned by the vet that he is on his last legs.
My pet centipede has just had to have 98 body parts amputated after a recent accident.I'm amazed he survived but have been warned by the vet that he is on his last legs.
My girlfriend told me that Angry Birds were on Facebook.
I told her... as long as they still take selfies with their shirts off
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
I'll bite. Why?
Also I assume birds=women in the above. Or maybe just talking duck faces idk
She had no arms.
Did you disarm her?
Virtual boy...
I'm listening but I don't hear very much...
why patrick cant bathe???
sorry this one is racist but it's all I can think of. What do you call a black women that has 6 abortions?
a crime fighter
Last edited by Cookie Monster; 13th-February-2014 at 16:34.
I'm assuming that was ok because it says (just kidding) after the racist thing
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
What's the difference between Ferrari and prison??
want a funny thing look at this video,but first i thought this is my brother!!!