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  1. 23rd-March-2014, 03:52 #46
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar.

    BARTENDER: Hey. We have a drink named after you.

    GRASSHOPPER: You have a drink named Steve?!
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    I don't know. What?

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    I got one... But it's pretty disturbing.

    Spoiler warning:

    There's this family, and they are pretty close. The parents have a sort-of barter system in order to moderate the activities their children can do.

    The teenage daughter says to dad one Friday, "Hey, Dad. I want to use the car this weekend to go to a concert."

    'OK.' Says the dad.
    'If you want to use the car you're going to have to suck my dick'.

    She really wants to go to the concert, so she proceeds to go down on him.

    After going at it for a little bit, she stops.
    "Ugh, this tastes like shit!!" She exclaims.

    'Aw crap!' Says the dad.
    'I forgot your brother already has the car this weekend...'

    -.-'
    I apologize.
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