How do you think the world will end in 2012?

[Muscab]

You absolute prediction?

[foggy_han]

If you really want to know, the world is not going to end in 2012, trust me.

(But of course that does not mean other "fearsome" events won't happen.
We still live in crazy times, wars can start for so many reasons, the nature
is uncontrollably wild lately too...)

May I ask what makes you think the world could end this year?

[Muscab]

If you really want to know, the world is not going to end in 2012, trust me.

I know the world will not end in 2012, like seriously.
That's why I mentioned "if".


Inferno, I hope it is not about their "calendars" being "incomplete". But still, I doubt about it as well.

[foggy_han]

I know the world will not end in 2012, like seriously.
That's why I mentioned "if".

Well, in that case, if I had to choose, I would go for this one:

The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars.

At least it is a very funny way to sink.

(and... respawn jokes... )

[Inferno.]

The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars.

[Archean_0]

The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars.

...thanks to you my keyboard has soda on it...oh well, thats why i buy in bulk *opens another*
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The tittle explained it all.
If the end of world in 2012 is real, how its gonna happen?
Asteroids, massive earthquake or what?

How about the idea of an amazing hacker that can hacking the military databases from his home and by clicking the button "ENTER" from his keyboard, he can launch hundred of nuclear

missiles? And of course bringing a lots of destruction which we will called "The end of the world".


How do you guys think the world will end?

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How I came to stop worrying about the end of the world and love the internet bomb.
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Poysonaly, [Ah prefur ya mum (NiN10doh reference)] I don't think that the world will end with earthquakes, respawns, or mutant lizards...well--maybe a few mutant lizards.

Heres how it all breaks down-->

#The Internet [says wiki]
The history of the Internet dates all the way back to the 1950s with the development of computers in the 1950s and began with point-to-point communication between mainframe computers
[consider this a server or host] and terminals [consider this a computer or client]. As the Internet matured people started to become frustrated with the inability to find files quickly and
efficianly thus producing the first search engine; "Archie". A few years after Archie became sick of Jughead's sheer studpidity--wait, wrong Archie...A few years after Archie [the search
engine] came the first full-text search engine known as "WebCrawler". Ever since WebCrawler came fruition, hundreds of other search engines tried to copy and enhance the abilities under
their own names. Google was one of the first [and best] to do so. (they went from this

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Go...ion_Server.jpg

to this

[http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/8...e-of-money.jpg

Nowadays the Internet is *much* more advanced; everything is faster and more precise.)
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#MegaUpload
I'm not going to sit here and tell you what happened to MU--if you're here, you already know.

#Every other FileSharing website is becoming increasing paronoid of being the next MU etc.

<this is related--read on>
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#Google
In case you haven't already read googles new policy changes and ToS-->http://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/
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#Life [IRL]
After everything that has happened on the internet this should have popped into your head

"My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing
doesn’t work at all."

Of course by "this thing" I mean the Internet.
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#You're part of this equation

How much time do you spend on the Internet every day? An hour? Two hours? The entire day?

What would you do if the internet suddenly vanished?

You know what you've have to do? You'd had to go outside for the first time in years. That natural sunlight can be a real pain in the cornia--and esepecially the retinas. Yes, you'll burn
those suckers right out. Its ok though, because without the Internet to look at, you have nothing to do anyways. (honestly, you've read this entire post--you got quite a bit of time)
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#So whats the formula?

You + the Internet + laws + scaredy [samurai pizza] cats = the end of the world
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#Heres ow it equates

Sooner than later all Internet connections will be 36x more restrictive than Australia and China combined. With all the servers in the world concentrated on censoring, restricting and
monitoring the web, the undernet will protest against the most oppressive censorship the world has ever seen. This protest will be entirely virtual and will prevent the deaths of many
real-life protest...until the world ends [13 minutes]. All commercial servers in the world will be attacked with DoS/PINGFLOOD/pr*n viruses [featuring the unedited 1 man 1 sperm whale].
This, of course, will result in the physical destruction of every single server on the face of the earth due to overheating or the servers disgust of the recently decrypted sperm whale
video. With no servers to control anyones nukes, ["America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse*! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will
launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed!" ...And that's why I had to download this rom.] its only a matter of time before every nuke/sub/ship/plane/ etc launches
and we realize that we must fight a war with no internet...this means we must go back to mechnical warfare because without internet~how would you order more ammo/guns? The pony express
would become the number 1 mail company [which would upset UPS/FEDEX] and force another dozen factions into the fray. With each faction vying for power and control of territories no one
would pay attention to what the sperm whales were planning (what, you thought they'd let that pr*n vid fly?). Once the humans realize the danger they are in they combine their efforts to
make a very large wooden/seaweed/moss & slate ULTRAMAN! mechanical robot armed with 100,000 trebuchets. As the whales demolish what the humans called their "homes", the humans launch their
MRA [mechanically armed robot], which results in a very unsatisfying and hilarious road runner spectacle. With the whales on the rampage and no hope left, the humans resort to praying to
god for help--unfortunatly, the only man on the planet who remembers the prayer is out of AP and has to wait.......a few minutes later he leads the humans through the incantation while the
whales kill off more and more humans. Finally the humans finish the incantation and the sky grows dark and a murky purple spiral cloud forms--INDIGNATION!!!! The earth would still be here
if it weren't for limit break...stupid random encounters.
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#in the end
I could've sat down and came up with an actual story [maybe over the weekend], but its 9AM where I am and I need to go to bed.

[Elin]

A meteor will appear on a collision course with Earth, and we'll all be screwed when we launch Bruce Willis at it only to realise that he is an actor and not, in fact, the planet's saviour. Our problems will be compounded when we remember that Bruce Willis is not in and of himself an explosive device, and that we probably should have sent some sort of bomb along with him.

[Englebert3rd]

Our problems will be compounded when we remember that Bruce Willis is not in and of himself an explosive device.

What if the had about 20 Mexican dinners the day before and lights a match while he's farting? Ain't that an explosive device?

[Joe Blog]

What if the had about 20 Mexican dinners the day before and lights a match while he's farting? Ain't that an explosive device?

LOL or if he had an all you can eat buffa of bake beans

[gezegond]

I hope it happens. By nukes.

[gezegond]

Mayan leader: "Make sure not to go further than 2012"
Mayan calendar writer: "Why?"
Mayan leader:""

[Andy_Jerk]

I'm a little bit irritated by the fact that even if nothing happens in 2012, people will keep coming up with more doomsday scenarios anyway. Or maybe not. This was the "BIG" one, so it's possible that at least some of the fanatics will STFU if we make it to 2013.

[Coraje187]

I don't want to know. If I'm here, then quick and painless.

[Gypsy]

Internet will blow up.

@inferno:

[Littledood]

The world is supposed to end the day before my birthday. Fuck you Mayans.