How do you think the world will end in 2012?

[Muscab]

You absolute prediction?

[foggy_han]

If you really want to know, the world is not going to end in 2012, trust me.

(But of course that does not mean other "fearsome" events won't happen.
We still live in crazy times, wars can start for so many reasons, the nature
is uncontrollably wild lately too...)

May I ask what makes you think the world could end this year?

[Inferno.]

The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars.

[Elin]

A meteor will appear on a collision course with Earth, and we'll all be screwed when we launch Bruce Willis at it only to realise that he is an actor and not, in fact, the planet's saviour. Our problems will be compounded when we remember that Bruce Willis is not in and of himself an explosive device, and that we probably should have sent some sort of bomb along with him.

[gezegond]

I hope it happens. By nukes.

[Muscab]

If you really want to know, the world is not going to end in 2012, trust me.

I know the world will not end in 2012, like seriously.
That's why I mentioned "if".


Inferno, I hope it is not about their "calendars" being "incomplete". But still, I doubt about it as well.

[Englebert3rd]

Our problems will be compounded when we remember that Bruce Willis is not in and of himself an explosive device.

What if the had about 20 Mexican dinners the day before and lights a match while he's farting? Ain't that an explosive device?

[gezegond]

Mayan leader: "Make sure not to go further than 2012"
Mayan calendar writer: "Why?"
Mayan leader:""

[Andy_Jerk]

I'm a little bit irritated by the fact that even if nothing happens in 2012, people will keep coming up with more doomsday scenarios anyway. Or maybe not. This was the "BIG" one, so it's possible that at least some of the fanatics will STFU if we make it to 2013.

[Coraje187]

I don't want to know. If I'm here, then quick and painless.

[foggy_han]

I know the world will not end in 2012, like seriously.
That's why I mentioned "if".

Well, in that case, if I had to choose, I would go for this one:

The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars.

At least it is a very funny way to sink.

(and... respawn jokes... )

[Gypsy]

Internet will blow up.

@inferno:

[Littledood]

The world is supposed to end the day before my birthday. Fuck you Mayans.

[Joe Blog]

What if the had about 20 Mexican dinners the day before and lights a match while he's farting? Ain't that an explosive device?

LOL or if he had an all you can eat buffa of bake beans

[TheRealSpiders]

The world is supposed to end the day before my birthday. Fuck you Mayans.

It's an early birthday gift from the Mayans.