The Emuparadise Awards of 2011 - Now with 10 % less rollbacks! - RESULTS POSTED!!!!!!

[Darklinky]

Woot. I won something.

One vote does not a win make hahahahah

Congrats



im going for spammer of the year

[Nemkoon]

Favourite Newcomer: Almost all of them. And by that, I mean few of them.
Favourite Admin: Cookie.
Favourite Super-Moderator: What's the difference between regular and SMods? Anywho, Drageuth and Inferno
Favourite Moderator: Meganova.
Favourite RetroD00d!: Gare and Shardnads
Favourite Regular Forumer: TheRealSpiders
Least Favourite Forumer: Lizard and Luffy. Yes, I don't care about your feelings.
Funniest Forumer: Darklinky.
Smartest Forumer: Mistral, the walls of text are beautifully crafted.
Dumbest Forumer: Luffy
Most Helpful Mem8ber: Meganova, he's always there to help.
Most Respected Member: All of them, except for certain ones. More specifically, certain banned ones.
Nicest Forumer: Gare.
Hottest Member: Again, Gare.
Most Spammy Forumer: Lizard and Luffy.
Most Missed Forumer: I dunno...Jazz?
Least Missed Forumer:Crimsonedge, unbelieveable prick.
Best Thread Starter:I can't answer, haven't seen many new threads that are worthwhile
Worst Thread Starter: Lizard and Luffy, I think this explains itself.
The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: Nothing all that shocking, really.
The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: Can't decide
The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: The chat feature being added.
Best Thread of The Year: Every HO
Worst Thread of The Year: All of the threads made by Lizard + Luffy.
The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: Cycona, in a bad way.
Best Drunko of The Year: Sprung, especially when it was his birthday.
Favourite Avatar: Tie between Drageuth's, Sprung's, and Gare's.
Favourite Signature: Mistral's, masterfully crafted
Favourite Skin: Midnight
The guy who's never offline:Me.
Best Smilie:
Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed!): :tosser: and
Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): Probably Gare or Shard, or One of the many other choices, also, Elin, for her Cats.
Favourite LP:I don't watch the LP's that much, I guess my own?

A vote from cookie is a win in itself.

[Raype]

Eh, I'll attempt to knock something out.

Favourite Newcomer: They all suck. Wait, that's not an option? Nemesis? Fine, let's just go with that.

Favourite Admin: Cookie. Every year forever. We'd totally be lost without him.

Favourite Super-Moderator: I shall go with Milady. (because not doing so will result in horrible things happening)

Favourite Moderator: We still have Mods? Err, Elin. Yeah, I think she's still listed as a normal mod.

Favourite RetroD00d!: Gare. The choice of champions.

Favourite Regular Forumer: You all suck. Except the ones that don't. Which is like 2 of you. Or less. I forget.

Least Favourite Forumer: Everyone that currently posts in GG. You know the ones.

Funniest Forumer: I laugh frequently at Ivolt, does that count?

Smartest Forumer: It's impossible for anyone else to win, so let's just all vote mistral again this year.

Dumbest Forumer: Blackcitadel. Holy fuck blackcitadel. He wins every year in my opinion. Special mention goes to that guy who raged all over the place when chat was removed.

Most Helpful Member: Meganova. Not that anyone noticed. Aside from Jack, which is apparently how he got into the pantheon of EP gods.

Most Respected Member: Everyone that doesn't suck. (Elin)

Nicest Forumer: Me, for not banning every single one of you. Aren't I nice? (Elin or Sage, I cannot seem to choose)

Hottest Member: Myself. I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.

Most Spammy Forumer: I don't think I've noticed that much spam this year. People seem to largely be keeping it under control. Although anyone who feels "IN BEFORE LOCK", a large list of random games, or an emoticon is a valid post should die.

Most Missed Forumer: Where art thou, Chen? (Hypnos)

Least Missed Forumer: Both versions of Evans. Both of them equally terrible.

Best Thread Starter: Remember that short time when Gare and Milady tried to infuse some IQ into GG? Yeah, that didn't go over well. But I'm going to state it's a tie in that case since I'm too lazy to check who did more. Gare totally has the better blog content though, so yeah.

Worst Thread Starter: Anyone who started a thread in GG that immediately caused me to reel in horror away from my computer.

The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: Discovering the truth about Cookie's identity. Were you aware he's really a 1987 dodge stratus? Although a certain retro thread does come to mind. I am easily shocked you see.

The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: Realizing how awesome you people are. <3

The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: Likely an obvious answer as far as this site was involved in my 2011 as I essentially had a very public meltdown. Possibly a blanket "everything up until late august with special mention of several things that have happened since the end of november" otherwise. I had a great ass year.

Best Thread of The Year: Retro hangout.

Worst Thread of The Year: List your favorite whatever.

The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: All the cool kids in Retro that didn't get brought up yet.

Best Drunko of The Year: People drank this year? I only remember sprung getting a little tipsy once and Bor having a brief moment of intoxication.

Favourite Avatar: None stand out. Although there have been some nice ones I just cannot recall a clear favorite.

Favourite Signature: People still use those things? Didn't Fer have a cool one at one point? Otherwise Jazz has had some good ones.

Favourite Skin: Sheepskin. Feels so good.

The guy who's never offline: Has Inferno ever logged out?

Best Smilie:

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!): Any of the ones added this year. So terrible.

Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): Don't make me choose.

Favourite LP: I've been a little lax on watching them so I haven't quite cleared the backlog. There's been a few good ones but I think Sage's streams is the winner. That Portal 2 co-op stream was a great way to spend an evening.

[JKDarkside]

Favourite Newcomer: RealSpider, he's fit in quite well.

Favourite Admin: Cookie. because I want to give him a hug.

Favourite Super-Moderator: Rape. I mean Raype. Because he's awesome.

Favourite Moderator: idontknow

Favourite RetroD00d!: Gare, makes great threads and has excellent taste in drawn women.

Favourite Regular Forumer: Probably the long gone Aliengrounder's Aliengrounder's Aliengrounder.

Least Favourite Forumer: Chen. All years. Out of love.

Funniest Forumer: Raype and his delightful nature.

Smartest Forumer: Mistral still pops in, so Mistrial.

Dumbest Forumer: Nemesis. If he doesn't win here, I'll be amazed.

Most Helpful Member: I'm gonna say Cookie. <3

Most Respected Member: Gare, no question. He does a lot for this place and hasn't left.

Nicest Forumer: Lizard, only because he's never changed.

Hottest Member: I have never seen pictures of any of you nor wish to see them, so I'll go by avatars and sigs. Gare.

Most Spammy Forumer: That guy who I last checked changed his name to that loser villain from Shaolin Showdown.

Most Missed Forumer: Chen, my fellow idiot otaku brother. <3

Least Missed Forumer: Somehow still Chen.

Best Thread Starter: Gare, no question.

Worst Thread Starter: -

The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: People still post here.

The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: -

The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: -

Best Thread of The Year: I saw no porn threads, so the Hangout as usual, even if I was barely there~

Worst Thread of The Year: Bad cosplay. Not as epic as it should be.

The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: Dr. Ico Robotnik, mainly because I fear he may one day teach my class if he goes for that teaching degree.

Best Drunko of The Year: Steve, all years.

Favourite Avatar: Every avatar Gare has ever had. Ever.

Favourite Signature: See avatar.

Favourite Skin: That one with the little island on top.

The guy who's never offline: -

Best Smilie: I actually got the admin at another site to add this.

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!):

Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): Gare.

Favourite LP: -

[Tanthias]

Favourite Newcomer: Don't really know

Favourite Admin: Same list as usual. Cookie, Jack, Ragnar, Sprung, and anybody else I'm forgetting.

Favourite Super-Moderator: Three come to mind immediately, though I may be forgetting some. Namely Ray, Milady, and Fer.

Favourite Moderator: Elin.

Favourite RetroD00d!: Ivolt, Gare, Drag, Cosmic (latter if we count retired staff in this category). Possibly others I'm not recalling.

Favourite Regular Forumer: Not really sure who to put... My first choice is no longer available

Least Favourite Forumer: Can't really think of anybody, but all those that do the "In before lock!" type posts are certainly getting there....

Funniest Forumer: Can't choose, so I'll just go with whoever wins

Smartest Forumer: Suppose I'll go with Ray and just choose Mistral

Dumbest Forumer: Guess I'll steal Ray's answer here as well.

Most Helpful Member: Meganova, Zorlon, and Jack come to mind. Latter mainly for making certain threads easier to maintain

Most Respected Member: I actually respect all of you (well, all of you that I consider pals. You know who you are.) about equally, but if I have to choose I'll go with Elin.

Nicest Forumer: Cookie and Elin.

Hottest Member: Whoever wants this can have it. Assuming you aren't one of the few I dislike

Most Spammy Forumer: See "Least Favourite Forumer".

Most Missed Forumer: Hypnos comes to mind.

Least Missed Forumer: The spambots

Best Thread Starter: Cheers to Gare and Milady for trying to make GG bearable

Worst Thread Starter: Can't choose between lizard and luffy, so both.

The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: Ray knows.

The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: Can't recall everything... I guess older members I don't/didn't know returning.

The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: Ray knows.

Best Thread of The Year: I guess Retro's hangout. I seem to have largely withdrawn into that one

Worst Thread of The Year: "Favourite x". Or at least those only wanting lists... How can you beat that, I mean it was so bad we had to put a ban on that type of thread

The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: Sage (probably would've been added to the favourite retro list if I knew you better), SegNin, Elmdor, Tassadar (you three need to post/come around more ), and any other awesome people I'm forgetting at the moment.

Best Drunko of The Year: If you want it (and can prove you deserve it!) you can have it

Favourite Avatar: Can't really choose.

Favourite Signature: See above.

Favourite Skin: Suppose I'll go with Elm's.

The guy who's never offline: Everybody leaves.

Best Smilie: , , :shy:, :chu:, ,

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!): Considering I haven't paid attention to many (I tend to use the same smilies when I use them), I can't really say.

Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): I cannot decide. You guys (well, the ones I like ) are all so awesome.

Favourite LP: Haven't watched many, as I've been busy with other things.

[Krisan Thyme]

Favourite Newcomer: --

Favourite Admin: Elmdor, Cookie Monster, The Sage Of Time

Favourite Super-Moderator: Milady, Fer, Inferno, Raype

Favourite Moderator: Elin, Jazz

Favourite RetroD00d!: EVERYONE IN RETRO

Favourite Regular Forumer: Um.. Kouen?

Least Favourite Forumer: luffy, lizard, and most everyone bitching in General Gaming.

Funniest Forumer: Raype

Smartest Forumer: Raype

Dumbest Forumer: luffy, lizard, and most everyone else in General Gaming.

Most Helpful Member: Cookie Monster (Probably!)

Most Respected Member: Cookie Monster

Nicest Forumer: Elin, Milady

Hottest Member: Krisan Thyme

Most Spammy Forumer: --

Most Missed Forumer: Raiun, Aadon, Gnafu, Zareen, and all the other GHBer's

Least Missed Forumer: Everyone Banned, You Bastards

Best Thread Starter: --

Worst Thread Starter: luffy, lizard, and most everyone else in General Gaming.

The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: Me returning, probably.

The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: Meeting some cool new people in Retro, along with some old favs.

The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: Life outside of the internet, the year was a tough one at times.

Best Thread of The Year: Retro Hangout

Worst Thread of The Year: Most every thread in General Gaming.

The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: All the cool people in Retro, you know I love you.

Best Drunko of The Year: Not enough drunkards here anymore. Zaladane maybe?

Favourite Avatar: Anything Milady, Jazz, or Raype has up.

Favourite Signature: --

Favourite Skin: Default, Anything by Elmdor

The guy who's never offline: --

Best Smilie: (and the 20+ smiles I added to the board in the early 2000 years)

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!): Most of them..

Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): Um.. Elin?

Favourite LP: Anything done by Ray or the Retro's.

[luffy4]

hmm... who is this luffy of which most of you speak???

[lizard81288]

Hard to say this year. People have come and gone or changed their user names, lol. Not much has happened here after the crash. Plus I vote for the same people each year. So I guess I'll vote for new stuff.

Least Favorite Forumer - Jase. Tries to troll me in my threads by typing in all caps and misspelling words.

Most Spammy Forumer - Me, lol. Trying to breath some life back in here.

[Drageuth]

Favourite Newcomer: Ummmm.....

Favourite Admin: Cookie. Always and forever.

Favourite Super-Moderator: Ray and Milady

Favourite Moderator: ... Elin, I guess. Is anyone listed just as a straight mod anymore?

Favourite RetroD00d!: Sage.

Favourite Regular Forumer: ... you people really don't stand out that much.

Least Favourite Forumer: lizard

Funniest Forumer: Ray and Cosmic always make me laugh. Cosmic more for straight up wit, and Ray for outrageous antics.

Smartest Forumer: Mistral.

Dumbest Forumer: BlackCitadel. You wins all my votes in this category.

Most Helpful Member: Meganova.

Most Respected Member: Sage, Milady, Jackhammer, Cookie, MasJ.

Nicest Forumer: Devi.

Hottest Member: ... Devi?

Most Spammy Forumer: Lizard & luffy.

Most Missed Forumer: Evans. You need to come back, sir.

Least Missed Forumer: Anyone from the chat rage incident.

Best Thread Starter: Gare. Newbie days were a great read. As well as pretty much all of your threads in GG.

Worst Thread Starter: Luffy + lizard + anyone who starts a favourite thread.

The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: ... nothing really stands out. Kermit leaving?

The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: ... Sage came back in 2011, right? If so, then Sage returning.

The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: Chat.

Best Thread of The Year: Newbie Days.

Worst Thread of The Year: Favourite threads.

The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: Inferno, Steve, Ivolt, Tanthias, Zaladane... pretty much everyone from Retro.

Best Drunko of The Year: ... Steve....?

Favourite Avatar: I usually adore all of Milady's and Gare's. So... them.

Favourite Signature: Rasgrez. Hands down.

Favourite Skin: EP Blue. Fuck you guys.

The guy who's never offline: Inferno.

Best Smilie:

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!):

Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): Cookie and Cosmic.

Favourite LP:

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Favourite Newcomer: N/A

Favourite Admin: Sprung

Favourite Super-Moderator: Inferno

Favourite Moderator: N/A

Favourite RetroD00d!: N/A

Favourite Regular Forumer: N/A

Least Favourite Forumer: darklinky

Funniest Forumer: darklinky

Smartest Forumer: MasJ

Dumbest Forumer: darklinky

Most Helpful Member: MasJ

Most Respected Member: MasJ

Nicest Forumer: MasJ

Hottest Member: MasJ

Most Spammy Forumer: darklinky

Most Missed Forumer: Toto, Jimmy, Cyberxion

Least Missed Forumer: Cheezy

Best Thread Starter: N/A

Worst Thread Starter: darklinky

The Most Shocking EP Moment of 2011: My return

The Favourite EP Moment of 2011: My return

The Least Favourite Moment of 2011: My return

Best Thread of The Year: N/A

Worst Thread of The Year: N/A

The member most deserving of a mention, without getting one: Drageuth

Best Drunko of The Year: N/A

Favourite Avatar: N/A

Favourite Signature: N/A

Favourite Skin: Default

The guy who's never offline: Inferno

Best Smilie:

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!):

Favourite Overall Forumer (MOTY): MasJ

Favourite LP: N/A

[Kyle Kevin Gloria]

Wosrt Thread http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...s-more-painful I created it. (Unexpected results)

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Wosrt Thread http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...s-more-painful I created it. (Unexpected results)

Tanga ka!

[Zaladane]

Awards! Zally will be pleased

Now watch, I won't make a list (Hey no one can knock my school spirit last year )

Maybe I will eventually, and won't be a douche like last year, but hey you guys should be used to my mood swings by now.

And umm yeah, I was mentioned a couple of times. Yay.

enough raving for now.....

[Joe Blog]

What about me !

[foggy_han]

Well, I only joined here the 12th November so my opinion regarding the awards may not count much...
but still, since then, I have starting to know some of the members of this nice community, and I feel I must mention a few.

But I will not refer to each "award" as an absolute one, but as parts of qualities I think some members fit into,
from the few things I know of them, that is. Oh, and I will skip some of the "awards", if I may... ^^'

Anyway, here goes nothing:

Favourite Newcomer
(will abstain, since I am a newcomer myself... )

Favourite Admin
As far as Administrators go, the one I had more contact with (although not much really,
one or two conversation, really small ones...) was... the "Cookie Monster". ^^
The first thing that comes to my mind when I think about those small conversations,
and it deserves mention, is politeness. I find politeness to be so rare nowadays, but
"Cookie" (if I may ^^) acted very politely. In my opinion, that is a quality that suits
well any Administrator, or even moderators. But I do hope to know more of you people
in the future.


Favourite Moderator
Well, 'elmdor' seems nice, although I am basing myself in a single post, about a DS and a stepsister,
where he quoted a post of mine, so we kinda "sync'd" there... so I will stick with him for "fave-mod". ^^'

Funniest Forumer
'Kuro Kagami' makes some jokes "out of this world", really.
She made me laugh once like I had not laugh in a long time!
And 'TheRealSpiders' has an interesting sense of humour too.
(with a somewhat "classy coolness", I must say.)

Smartest Forumer
I must agree with the ones who mentioned 'Zorlon'. I mean, his posts are just so specific and
hit the questions right in the point. Seems to be someone who really knows the "business".
I first saw him in action in a "genesis help" thread, and then in one when he mentioned the "joy2key" program.
(Again, this does not mean I discard other choices fully, I just do not know others well enough. )

Dumbest Forumer
Well... I kinda made some dumb questions in some posts...

Most Helpful Member
I will mention 'Zorlon' again, but I cannot forget 'Kuro Kagami'.
She helped me a lot in a .dlc question. In fact, if it would not know what jdownloader was if it were not for her.
Interestingly enough, that was how I ended up wanting to add her to my friend list, after some conversations,
and I do not regret a bit. ^^


Most Respected Member
I just know that any polite and intelligent member will have my respect for sure.
(But I still value more politeness/kindness than smartness. )
And I definetely respect 'Kuro Kagami' a lot. For reasons I will not mention... ^^'

Nicest Forumer
The friends on my friend list, of course. Why do we have friend lists?

Best Thread Starter
'Milady' had two threads I really enjoyed posting on. The one about the "lasting gaming experiences"
and the one about "characters you identify with". But there are a lot of threads in the hang-out section
that I just love. One of them being the countbackwards thread.
(I blame 'TheRealSpiders' for making me into such an obsessed about that thread! )
Kick the can had its moments, but it sorta died out...

Favourite Avatar
I liked TRS's (TheRealSpiders) previous one a lot, actually.
(But then he changed to one of the "bad guys"... )
Although it seems to fit him right. Gives that feeling of "coolness".
And 'Kuro Kagami' has a very nice avatar too that adds to the "creepiness" of her theme.

Favourite Signature
I have my profile configured to not show signatures, so... I'll pass.

The guy who's never offline
'Inferno' does have 100%, but watch for TRS! He is already at 99.9%!
(...and possibly rising! )

Best Smilie
I use smiles a lot, and I like most of the "normal" type of smilies.
(But this one is my favourite, it reflects my personality better: )

Worst Smilie (Yes, it gets removed! At least that's what Elmdor said!)
All of those mentioned by 'Cookie' and most of the giant ones...
oh, and gosh, the "human" faces... so very ugly...

...

Well, that is about it. This closes my post.