I wish it was 8am. I might be asleep still, or at least slowly waking up.
Also, speaking of waking up, today my alarm clock went off and I experienced the slowest bootup my brain has ever had. My body moved to turn off the alarm and my brain wasn't with it. I felt like my body rolled over and left my head on the pillow until I was standing. It was the strangest thing. Usually, my brain is like, SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF and my body reacts. This time it was like, whhhhuuuuuuuu OH SHIT SLOW DOWN THE FLOOR IS THERE.
Strange.