Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

What do you think of Nintendo?

Depends on the point of view you want. As an old competitor, I respect them for what they've accomplished in the field, but none of them are as brilliant as me. As just another company, I think they're focusing far too heavily on gimmicks and need to work harder on new original content. Too many remakes, too few new things.

All I have to say is: "Mah Boy, these PINGAS is what all true warriors strive for!"

All I will say to that is "oh shut up".

All Hail Dr. Robotnik, Supreme Ruler!

May I Fetch you a drink?

You may. A cup of Earl Grey with milk and sugar would be lovely. If you have it, honey instead of sugar.

[Nemkoon]

What would you say is your ultimate creation?
Also, Can I kill Sonic with my weapons?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

What would you say is your ultimate creation?
Also, Can I kill Sonic with my weapons?

Hrmm, I'm finding it hard to decide. I have so MANY!

I think that the original Egg Carrier wins though. As I said back then: "My floating masterpiece!"
As a personal use battle mech though, I'm torn between the Egg Dragoon from evil plot #301: Unleashed, the unnamed mech the Egg Dragoon was later based off I used to trick Sonic into going Super, and then drain his power to unleash Dark Gaia in the same evil plot (note: see intro cinematic for the one I mean), and the Evil Plot #198: Adventure 1 iteration of the Egg Walker. Sure, the one from Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2 had a longer life, but the original was a bloody walking TANK. With structurally weak legs. Damnable Tails...

Oh, and yes you can. You won't hit him, but feel free to try. Who knows, if you succeed I may even give you a position of power in the Robotnik Empire (tm)

EDIT: Yes, that last line was about the second question.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Oh, and yes you can. You won't hit him, but feel free to try. Who knows, if you succeed I may even give you a position of power in the Robotnik Empire (tm)

Monkey Scrubber First Class?

[ZuNinja]

Can you cure my AIDS?
If you do, I'll give you my wife!

[Grouch]

alright time for me to post.
1st do you intend to kill sonic and his friends?
2nd why do your robots capture cut little animals?
3rd what was the significance of the "flickies" to your plans in sonic 3D?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Monkey Scrubber First Class?

Who knows? My generosity, as ever, knows no bounds. And you had BETTER agree or you'll find yourself in a slightly different position. Chemical Waste Disposal (Unprotected), perhaps.

Can you cure AIDS?

No. And you should know better than to ask. If I could, I would say I would do so the minute the planet was handed to ME.

alright time for me to post.
1st do you intend to kill sonic and his friends?
2nd why do your robots capture cut little animals?
3rd what was the significance of the "flickies" to your plans in sonic 3D?

To question one: If I'm completely honest, probably. I do NOT want to kill (just destruction and conquest). I'd try to capture and immobilise them before I'd do anything permanent to them though.
Question two: They don't capture them as such, they used to use them as a power source, hence Sonic destroying them to free his friends. Understandable sentiment, really. Those woodland creatures provided power, but it was really a daft power system.
Question three: Similar to earlier plots, Evil Plot #108: Flicky used assault bots that were powered by small woodland animals. In this case, flickies. They had a twofold purpose this time though - the flickies are sensitive to chaos energy. The flicky-powered robots were to seek out and bring me the Chaos Emeralds. Didn't work out. It was also one of the last times I used animals as batteries, much to my relief.

[ZuNinja]

How do you keep your mustache looking so good?

[Grouch]

what was the idea behind mean bean machine?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

How do you keep your mustache looking so good?

It takes some effort and care. I don't spend overly long on grooming, but I do ensure that my mustache looks its best at all times. It's a skill.

what was the idea behind mean bean machine?

That was one of my dimensional counterparts. Apparently he broke through the dimensional barriers through sheer blind idiocy, and proceeded to try to take over THIS world instead. With one of the most ridiculous schemes ever designed, and that INCLUDES my Spinball fortress. And Evil Plot #72: Labyrinth. God that one was embarassing...

[ZuNinja]

How is your relationship with Shadow the hedgehog? Is he a friend or foe, or is there some other variable that I'm missing?

[Grouch]

the greatest question.
What made you decide to take over the world and when did you decide it?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

How is your relationship with Shadow the hedgehog? Is he a friend or foe, or is there some other variable that I'm missing?

Shadow? Don't speak to me of that blasted ball of amnesia and angst. I had some hopes for him after Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2, but since then he's been screeching "MARIA!" every two seconds of every damn DAY. He's not a foe, that would require me to be willing to acknowledge his existence, and I really prefer not to. Yech.

the greatest question.
What made you decide to take over the world and when did you decide it?

*out-of-character note: personal fan-lore incoming. There is no real constructed reason from the game universe*

Years ago, I tried to use my scientific genius for the betterment of the world. I tried to improve technology, help people, stop wars. I was a foolish idealist. In the end, I was deemed a threat due to my superior technology and apparently I was marked "to be killed" by some government or another. Those of you who heard about my grandfather's history will note that something similar happened to him aboard the ARK, as I learned much later. That little event proved to me that the only way to help the world is to first become its ruler.

I WILL rule this world, and I WILL improve it, for better or worse!

[Kouen Hasuki]

What will become of Station Square?

[ZuNinja]

Are you only after this world, or will you be aiming towards others as well?