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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    hes probably a doctor of PINGASology
    He's a proctologist, it's the only logical profession he can take with such giant hands.

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    Holy-

    Right, monster post incoming.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    What are you a Doctor of?
    Grandmaster Engineering, of course. Received my doctorate from the University of NONEOFYOURBUSINESS. (Actually, they asked me not to disclose that information out of embarassment. Hmph. They should be PROUD to have tutored me!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Yoko Littner View Post
    Does your weight hinder you from actually capturing sonic? or is that just how your body was formed?
    Just a glandular problem. Look at my arms and legs, they're stick-thin. And if you look at several events, you'll note I can actually outrun that miserable rodent for short stretches.

    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Do you prefer to be called an Egg, (Dr. Eggman) or would you rather be called Dr. Robotnik?
    Dr. Robotnik for preference, but I'll respond to Dr. Eggman. I do NOT respond to "Egg", "RoButtNik" (Still have to kill Sonic for that one. As well.), or similar.

    Quote Originally Posted by ARProductions View Post
    How many broads do you bang each day?

    Jk

    Favorite type of music?

    Do you like metal?

    Do you like bacon?

    Do you like candied bacon?

    Do you like Jack Daniels?

    Why do you hate Sonic?

    Do you hate furries?

    Do you like violence?


    Ok that is all for now.
    Dear me. Right, from the top:

    Very funny ARProductions. I'm going to run out of warheads at this rate.

    Favourite music: Sixties. You'd think it'd be techno, but no. Gimme Beatles.

    Metal: Well, the music style, not so much. As a building material, well, yes.

    Do I like bacon? Yes, it's a lovely supplement to many foods.

    Do I like candied bacon? CANDIED BACON? What idiot came up with THAT!? Never mind, I just don't want to know.

    Do I like Jack Daniels? I don't drink. Not sure why, but I can't stand the taste of alcohol. If you want to booze up, feel free. Makes you easier to take down when my inevitable conquest comes...

    Why do I hate Sonic? You have to ASK!? On my first bid for conquest, that rodent took down everything I threw at him, blew up my mechs - WITH ME IN THEM - on multiple occasions, and you have to ask why I hate the rodent!? I hold a grudging respect for his abilities, but he's an obstacle to be removed. As fast as possible, really. Probably involving several robotic armies.

    Do I hate furries? Not really. It's not my lifestyle, but it's not as if I'm harmed by their very existence. I see no reason to dislike them based on what they enjoy, as long as it's not forced on me. This puts my desires of conquest into a whole new light, you might say. I say that what I say goes, so deal with it.

    Do I like violence? Depends. If I feel something is irritating/aggravating/annoying/downright INFURIATING (see Sonic), then yes, I inflict violence on those things with massive amounts of glee.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    hes probably a doctor of PINGASology
    Why hasn't my warhead taken you out yet!?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    He's a proctologist, it's the only logical profession he can take with such giant hands.
    See answer above. Hmph. And I'll thank you to stop ridiculing my looks.

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    Do you like little kittehs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik View Post
    Do I like Jack Daniels? I don't drink. Not sure why, but I can't stand the taste of alcohol. If you want to booze up, feel free. Makes you easier to take down when my inevitable conquest comes....
    Really? Is the good doctor telling me a lie?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Do you like little kittehs?
    I like kittens, but I don't have pets on the Egg Carrier. It's no life for a pet, really. Too many things to fall in and die horribly.

    I do have my Chao Garden teleporter, which still works. Chao are pretty much self-sufficient anyway, so that'll work. I tried keeping cats there too once, but I returned the following day to find that the Chao all had cat attributes suddenly and the cats were gone. Not trying THAT again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    Really? Is the good doctor telling me a lie?

    THAT good doctor is not me. I have several dozen dimensional counterparts. Most more embarassing than the last...
    Last edited by Dr. Ivo Robotnik; 10th-October-2011 at 16:29.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik View Post
    THAT good doctor is not me. I have several dozen dimensional counterparts. Most more embarassing than the last...
    or it could be a good cover up!

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    So Robotnik, how do I get a job?


    Check my YouTube for gameplay and pickup videos!

    Steam|Youtube

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    What the hell is the trig identity for Sin(π/2-u)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    or it could be a good cover up!
    Look, I'd bring in that counterpart, but I do have my own dignity, thank you ever so much. So you'll just have to take my word for it. When I win, you'll have to take my word for everything anyway. Consider it practice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Englebert3rd View Post
    So Robotnik, how do I get a job?
    ...write an application? It's not exactly rocket science, you know. If you mean "a job with the illustrious master engineer and scientist Dr. Robotnik" then the best I can advise you is: Be very, very, VERY good at your chosen profession. Unless you're a good cook, in which case you're hired. I could never build a good robotic cook.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    What the hell is the trig identity for Sin(π/2-u)?
    If you can't solve THAT on your own, you're beyond hope. Find a calculator or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    Really? Is the good doctor telling me a lie?

    Why is Tail's voice a dude? Tails is a chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Why is Tail's voice a dude? Tails is a chick.
    ...and you worry me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Why is Tail's voice a dude? Tails is a chick.
    Tails is male
    Last edited by Kouen Hasuki; 10th-October-2011 at 17:28.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Why is Tail's voice a dude? Tails is a chick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    Tales is male
    Also, in three attempts only ONE spelling of "Tails" turned out correct. At least TRY for consistency? Yes, I know it's two people, but for heaven's SAKE...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    Tails is male
    Huh, your right... Seems like my brother said that Tails was a chick. Either I misunderstood, or he was busting my balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Huh, your right... Seems like my brother said that Tails was a chick. Either I misunderstood, or he was busting my balls.
    Again with the worrying.

    Also: Questions please, not random discussions about, for some awful reason, Tails' gender.

    *shudder*

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