Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Andy_Jerk]

Note that your question came dangerously close to breaking the rule for this thread. Tread lightly.

*prepares a warhead or two*

Oh yeah.

[Kouen Hasuki]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Slacker Magician]

I have a brilliant idea to capture Sonic.

Make a dine-in chili do restaurant, once he's inside you seal the place.
One captured Hedgehog with no chance of escape.

[Supreme Warrior]

I have a brilliant idea to capture Sonic.

Make a dine-in chili do restaurant, once he's inside you seal the place.
One captured Hedgehog with no chance of escape.

naw, once done eating the chili dogs all he will have to do is pass gas and light a match

[Slacker Magician]

naw, once done eating the chili dogs all he will have to do is pass gas and light a match

The building will just be a cell made to look like a restaurant .

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The query is irrelevant. If this woodchuck were to resist me, I would turn it into a robot out of pure spite for causing these daft questions.

I have a brilliant idea to capture Sonic.

Make a dine-in chili do restaurant, once he's inside you seal the place.
One captured Hedgehog with no chance of escape.

naw, once done eating the chili dogs all he will have to do is pass gas and light a match

Tried that, it failed. Though not in the way that was suggested here. That hedgehog might be hyperactive, impossibly irritating, and forever thwarting me on my righteous path to world domination, but at least he's never had to resort to THAT sort of idiocy.

[Kouen Hasuki]

have you considered a non crystalline energy source for your contraptions, continually chasing after these gems seems to always be your fatal flaw

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

have you considered a non crystalline energy source for your contraptions, continually chasing after these gems seems to always be your fatal flaw

Yeah, I'd like to refer you to Evil Plot #323: Colours.

"Eggman's Amazing Interstellar Amusement Park" didn't work out...

[Slacker Magician]

The query is irrelevant. If this woodchuck were to resist me, I would turn it into a robot out of pure spite for causing these daft questions.

Tried that, it failed. Though not in the way that was suggested here. That hedgehog might be hyperactive, impossibly irritating, and forever thwarting me on my righteous path to world domination, but at least he's never had to resort to THAT sort of idiocy.

You can always threaten to do something horrible to Tails, now that I captured him for you. Then the Hedgehog would know and come to do something about it... He is an irritating rodent .

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

You can always threaten to do something horrible to Tails, now that I captured him for you. Then the Hedgehog would know and come to do something about it... He is an irritating rodent .

Eminently possible, but I think I'm going to do something radically new for once. Tails is safely inside the cells, so I have a short while, so i'm actually going to THINK through my next move before rushing off like a headless chicken. I'm fantastic at setting up plots, but new developments tend to make me reckless. I'm changing that now though, so-

*ALERT: Sonic the Hedgehog has broken into the Egg Carrier and freed Tails. He has left the ship.*

DAMNIT

[Kouen Hasuki]

When you have sonic just where you want him why do you bother to talk just take care of him? shoot him or something!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

When you have sonic just where you want him why do you bother to talk just take care of him? shoot him or something!

Evil Monologues aren't something we villains do voluntarily you know. It's part of villainy, and it's irresistible. I tried once, and I nearly broke my neck forcing the words back down. I was a fairly pitiful sight, blathering about how I would defeat them all while lying on the ground, nearly bleeding from the ears. Eventually, Sonic rushed ME to a hospital after THAT fiasco. We agreed to never speak of it again, but I felt it fitting to inform you here.

Oh, and Sonic? Thanks for that. This changes nothing though.

[Slacker Magician]

When you have sonic just where you want him why do you bother to talk just take care of him? shoot him or something!

He has to have a villainous speech, killing him outright wouldn't be satisfying after all the trouble he's caused.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Evil Monologues aren't something we villains do voluntarily you know. It's part of villainy, and it's irresistible. I tried once, and I nearly broke my neck forcing the words back down. I was a fairly pitiful sight, blathering about how I would defeat them all while lying on the ground, nearly bleeding from the ears. Eventually, Sonic rushed ME to a hospital after THAT fiasco. We agreed to never speak of it again, but I felt it fitting to inform you here.

Oh, and Sonic? Thanks for that. This changes nothing though.

But you have no neck

Oh very WELL. It's a genetic defect. I do have a neck, but it's really quite short. I decided to run with it, and as a result got that daft "Dr. Eggman" nickname. Not one of my best decisions, but it works out. After all, I like what I look like, and once I take over, so should you.

At least one that shouldn't cause medical issues, its more because you want to boast before you win is it not?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

But you have no neck



At least one that shouldn't cause medical issues, its more because you want to boast before you win is it not?

I do have a neck, thank you. Just because it's not readily visible doesn't mean it's not important to the integrity of my body.