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    Where's my hoes at?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Armitage View Post
    Where's my hoes at?

    In Rays freezer!!!!

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    Right, I am back from my vacation, and here to answer your questions yet again!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    how do you think an eggwoman would look?
    2342585.jpg

    Any questions?

    *Out-of-character note: She was an old member of the now defunct Eggman Empire forums. She posted this there. *

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty View Post
    Have you ever considered a side kick/partner/assistant?
    is there any reason why you don't clone yourself?
    how about creating a mini eggman or robo eggman?
    can you make better humanoid robots?
    do you like gum?
    do you like sweets?
    how do you feel about Halloween?
    question for a later response
    did you have fun in rome?
    That's a nice list. Right, from the top:

    - Side kick: not particularly. It just wouldn't work for me. Partner: Well, I teamed up with Eggman Nega once. Didn't work out. Assistant: I have many, some highly competent, some completely useless. The latter category tends not to stay around for long.
    - I want to rule the world. I don't want another me coming along to try to rule the world out from under my nose, thanks.
    - Heavens no. I've tried that, and EggRobo mk I wasn't a huge success. In fact, he was completely useless. Destroyed by Knuckles, as I recall.
    - Perhaps, perhaps not. I've tried multiple humanoid robots as well. Some were replicas of myself as well.
    - I can take gum or leave it.
    - Of course I like sweets. Who wouldn't?
    - It's not really my holiday. It seems a bit silly to me, but it's spawned a lot of nice things. The film Nightmare Before Christmas comes to mind.
    - Hell. Yes. Tired as all hell now, which might explain my answers being a bit short.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus View Post
    Is it possible for you to reverse-engineer any technology?
    Of course it is. It's all a matter of analysis, after all. I won't say that I can reverse-engineer ANY technology - some of it may be beyond even me, but anything from this world, easily.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty View Post
    more questions incoming
    can you merge a squirrel with a toaster?
    can you make a time machine out of a duck a microwave and a slice of cheese?
    will you make your own brand of cereal? if so what'll it be like?
    are your robots programmed to clean?
    will there be a tv show dedicated to your life after you take over the world?
    Well, more of them, from the top again:

    - ...I... guess I could. But what on earth would be the point?
    - No. There are quite a few components missing. Especially common sense. Do NOT mess with timeways. Trust me when I say this. Really.
    - I'm not planning on releasing any Robotnik-brand products except engineering materials at the present time. Ask me again when I've taken over.
    - I have several types of cleaning bots, yes. The Egg Carrier is kept fairly clean at all times by the CLNR-7143 model, for example. Not all my robots are preprogrammed to clean, of course, but I've built several bots dedicated to cleaning.
    - Who knows. Perhaps so, though it's not something currently in the pipeline.

    Quote Originally Posted by shinomori_kyo View Post
    doctor if I give you five cents will you be my psychiatrist?
    Umm, no. I'm no psychiatrist, really. Though I might be able to talk you into following the Robotnik Empire, if you'd prefer. I still want the five cents.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan Aensland View Post
    Ever consider Necromancy?
    No. It's a pointless waste of time. Yes, you can raise skeletons and zombies. Which then shamble at your opponents ineffectively. Robotics have my preference, thanks ever so much.

    That was it for this batch of questions! As ever, feel free to ask more!

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    Missed these two initially. And now that I've read them, it's not a great loss.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Armitage View Post
    Where's my hoes at?
    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    In Rays freezer!!!!
    Try to be sensible, would you two kindly? Thanks ever so much.

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    Do You Have a Garden?
    What isyour favorite failed plan, and what is your favorite robot?

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    How do you intend on taking over?, any chance of a picture of your plans?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus View Post
    Do You Have a Garden?
    What isyour favorite failed plan, and what is your favorite robot?
    That'd be evil plot #198: Adventure 1, mostly because I had some of my greatest creations there. The Egg Carrier principal among them, of course, but the original Egg Walker model, not to mention the Egg Scorpion...

    *sigh* good times...

    The Adventure 2 plot also had a great deal of merit, of course, but frankly, the ARK felt like a slightly weirder version of my good old Death Egg, so eh.

    Quote Originally Posted by joe blogs View Post
    How do you intend on taking over?, any chance of a picture of your plans?
    Good heavens no! I'm plotting to take over the world. If I gave everyone the how and what, I'd never stand a chance! I already lose to Sonic when I try to blindside him, thanks. I'm not going to ruin my chances any further!

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    do you have a favorite piece of artwork?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty View Post
    do you have a favorite piece of artwork?
    Hrmm. If I'm honest, nothing comes to mind immediately. I rather like some parodies of well-known artworks though. Paul Kidby - who does the art for Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels on many occasions - has done a few fantastically hilarious ones. One of the Mona Lisa, for example. No, I can't seem to find a picture just now. Also, lazy.

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    how would you counter sonic if he joined forces with other video game heroes?
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    I was wondering if you could even see your penis over that big beach ball of a belly or if you have to use a mirror?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms.Kitty View Post
    how would you counter sonic if he joined forces with other video game heroes?
    Very much depends on the other heroes in question. It would be tricky, but I'd probably be forced to respond in kind and team up with other villains. That way, if we get beaten, it won't be worse than usual.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    I was wondering if you could even see your penis over that big beach ball of a belly or if you have to use a mirror?
    You know, I'm getting immensely tired of referencing rule number one. It's not clever or funny.

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    do you believe in the force?
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    How do your glasses stay on your face? They have no legs.

    On that note, do you have ears?

    Final question, how do you get your mustache to stand out like that?

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