Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Grouch]

what are your thoughts on Knuckles chaotix 32x?
How do you feel about tails, cream the rabbit, and amy rose?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what are your thoughts on Knuckles chaotix 32x?
How do you feel about tails, cream the rabbit, and amy rose?

What, Evil Plot #124: Chaotix? I dunno, I wasn't really entirely... there for that attempt for conquest. Not sure why. Plus, the rules of that place were just bloody weird. I'm almost glad that one ended in failure.

I have no issue with Tails. He's ALMOST as great a genius as me.

...almost, ghehehehehe.

Cream is an irritating little hanger-on who is spectacularly cruel to her little chao friend. Seriously, she just sends the git in to attack me or my robots without even thinking about the blasted thing's safety. Sadly, the chao remains safe, or she'd learn a valuable lesson from such callousness.

Amy freaks me out, frankly. One moment she's swooning over Sonic, much to his discomfort, and while I find that amusing, the moment I crack a single laugh at their expense, out comes that RIDICULOUSLY oversized hammer of hers. I have no desire to have my skull stoved in, so I prefer to avoid Amy as much as I can. Oh I've kidnapped her on occasion, but only when absolutely no other option presented itself.

[Grouch]

have you ever killed anyone?
did someone already ask if you like coffee?
how would you rule the planet?
have you ever had pickled herring?
can you swim?
refresh my memory did you build a rabbit shaped robot?
can you drive a car?
I have more questions but I'll save them for later if I can remember them I'm pretty hopped up on coffee right now

[bad dream]

^__^

[ZuNinja]

I know you can build many devices and gizmo's and robots alike, but with all your genius, is it possible for you to make organic creatures? Humans perhaps?

[bad dream]

Maybe I can ...

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

have you ever killed anyone?
did someone already ask if you like coffee?
how would you rule the planet?
have you ever had pickled herring?
can you swim?
refresh my memory did you build a rabbit shaped robot?
can you drive a car?
I have more questions but I'll save them for later if I can remember them I'm pretty hopped up on coffee right now

From the top:
- Not that I recall, no. Definitely not intentionally, and while I've caused destruction, I've not killed anyone.
- Nope, but I did answer on another question about drinks that my favourite drink is tea. Definitely tea. With milk and sugar.
- With benevolent, iron-fisted rule.
- Nope.
- A bit. I'm not the most graceful athlete in the water, but I can stay afloat.
- Hrmm, I believe so. Though the model never really made it out of it's prototype phase. It was called "Splats", and originally set to feature in my Scrap Brain base in my very first bid for conquest. I never really got 'round to finishing it though. Essentially it was a rabbit torso on a giant spring, at the bottom of which was mounted a heavy plate. It was designed to crush Sonic whenever he tried to get near.
- Yes I can. I drove an assault car on occasion to try to take down Sonic in my second bid for conquest, for example. Got destroyed, but I can drive it.
- I will await your future questions then.

^__^

...umm, quite.

I know you can build many devices and gizmo's and robots alike, but with all your genius, is it possible for you to make organic creatures? Humans perhaps?

Genetic engineering is possible, but then we're talking nanomachinery and integrated tissue. Building a living organism from scratch is something I MIGHT be able to accomplish, but it'd be cost-prohibitive, extremely difficult, and not productive enough for my current plans. Plus, I'm not overfond of the idea of creating life. Robotic AI, fine, even as advanced as they get with my constructs. Building true life? Not sure, really.

Maybe I can ...

...can I help you?

[Kouen Hasuki]

How is the Egg Carrier Powred?

I Can Haz Cheeseburger?

whats your most Useless Invention?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

How is the Egg Carrier Powred?

I Can Haz Cheeseburger?

whats your most Useless Invention?

- Master Emerald, which I snitched from Knuckles, replacing it with a fake. No, Knuckles still doesn't know.
- Meme. Die.
- Hrmm, I'm torn between E-102 Gamma and E-123 Omega. Treasonous bags of bolts!

...actually, my most useless invention was probably the freeze ray. Not for what it does, but for it's design reason. I designed it to keep food from perishing. I was REALLY overthinking things back in the day sometimes...

At any rate, this marks a temporary end to the glorious presence of your good, benevolent doctor Robotnik! Don't worry, I'm not ending this thread, I'm having far too much fun with it, but I WILL be going on vacation to Rome for about a week.

Keep those questions coming people, I'll answer the whole lot in one go when I return on thursday, this I promise.

This is Dr. Robotnik, signing off!

P.S. I just realised I haven't laughed maniacally at all yet in this thread. I suppose it's harder to do when typing. Ohohohohohoo, but that won't stop ME!

NYAHAHAHAA.

........bah, that hardly works. I'll just have to work it into my next monologue against Sonic. I've got a few blank spaces.

[luffy4]

how do you think an eggwoman would look?

[Grouch]

Have you ever considered a side kick/partner/assistant?
is there any reason why you don't clone yourself?
how about creating a mini eggman or robo eggman?
can you make better humanoid robots?
do you like gum?
do you like sweets?
how do you feel about Halloween?
question for a later response
did you have fun in rome?

[Nemkoon]

Is it possible for you to reverse-engineer any technology?

[Grouch]

more questions incoming
can you merge a squirrel with a toaster?
can you make a time machine out of a duck a microwave and a slice of cheese?
will you make your own brand of cereal? if so what'll it be like?
are your robots programmed to clean?
will there be a tv show dedicated to your life after you take over the world?

[shinomori_kyo]

doctor if I give you five cents will you be my psychiatrist?

[ZuNinja]

Can you cure my depression?