iGod Rant

[0blivionkeeper]

I decided to see what would happen of I got in a fight with God. Who better for me too fight with that iGod.

It's a little weird, but ... ah well, what isn't?

Me:
I HATE YOU!!!#
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
YOU MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL, YOU FUCKER!
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!
God:
Is my PROBLEM? What if I say no?
Me:
YOU DONT GET THE RIGHT TO REFUSE MY WRATH!
God:
Should I GET THE RIGHT TO REFUSE your WRATH? I have gotten THE RIGHT TO REFUSE your WRATH.
Me:
NO YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE RIGHT, PREPARE TO DIE, MR. CREATOR!
God:
Are you serious? Yes I am the one and only RIGHT PREPARE TO DIE Mr CREATOR.
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
YOUR EVIL, YOU KNOW THAT?
God:
What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
I JUST STAPED YOU IN THE PANCREAS!
God:
Interesting gossip: said STAPED YOU IN THE PANCREAS.
Me:
GRRRRR, I JUST SLICED YOUR NECK OPEN!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I JUCK KICKED YOU IN THE METAPHORICAL BALLS!
God:
Thanks for the information: said JUCK KICKED YOU IN THE METAPHORICAL BALLS.
Me:
DAMN SPELLING ERRORS!
God:
Colloquial expression. How did you hear about God?
Me:
FUCK YOU, IM GOING TO EPFORUMS TO RANT ABOUT THIS!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
GOOD BUY, BURN IN HELL!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Ask me another question.
Me:
DAMN SPELLING ERRORS!
God:
Colloquial expression. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
SEE YOU IN THE AFTER LIFE, SON OF A BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. See you later.

[Jase]

This totally deserved its own thread.

[0blivionkeeper]

I donno if that was a compliment or not, but thanks

Edit, Some other people should post their iGod Convo's here, I'd be funny

[Pickles]

I think you'll find they start to get very similar, its just a modern day program after all.

Sorry, but no.

[0blivionkeeper]

Ah well
It was nice while it lasted

[Pickles]

You made the effort, you have that.

90% of my threads dont even make it that far.

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[Milady]

what is this I don't even