Guess the EP member!

[GunSlinger Boy]

Hedekia? haramoatacrothanstangfrebiop?

[Zaladane]

I would. Not sure how difficult they'll be for long-time members with a decent memory, but still. Also, I didn't read through the entire thread so if this includes people already mentioned... well, that will be awkward.

Well that counts me out.


The answer is 35!

[Elmdor Rizer]

The guy with the weird tree-thingie-avatar? Or maybe that's Fumachu... or Cola... HM.

It could be Hipoccolos? IIRC, his sporadic threads was sort of made in a "growing up"-manner. Which makes no sense, but yeah.

[Gare]

Right, I don't feel like torturing you guys any longer.

It was Hijuda, originally something like Name:________. Yeah, that was his username.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Thread reeeeeeeeeeevival!

49. The old section moderator of the graphics section, who was it?
50. Who "INVENTED THE HANG OUT!!!"
51. Who's the old timer, 2002, with Cloud in both his avatar and signature?
52. Which member posted a picture of his perfect, symmetric head/face?
53. Who used to battle it out with Elmdor for the arcade mini golf trophy?
54. Who's the dutch member who taught us how to ask for our panties back in dutch?
55. What was the name of the mentally unstable person who got banned and rejoined a bazillion times? Used to pretend that he was a woman, always talking about her hubby. Also used to call MasJ by his real name.

Go, go, go!

1. One member once accidently dialed 112 (911 in Europe. Or is it EU? Anyways...) with his penis. Who was it? - crusher
2. One member bragged about serving jailtime (happened sorta recently too, but it wasn't him), having loads of babies due to unprotected sex and whatnot. Who was it? - Pirates DC
3. This chap joined, posted a lot, was apparently hit by a car, and hasn't been back since, AFAIK (we totally miss him though). Who was it? - Chen!
4. A member watched the brown bunny and really didn't like it. - Steve.
5. 'caused lotsa problems for EP by... damn, I don't even know. Hacking someone from our server. Does that make sense? Anyway, this old admin dude. Not sprung. - Sarcast
6. An ooooold member who used to run Everything Capcom, one of our long lost subparadises. - MegamanXplosion
7. A member who was neg-repped by Elmdor for being terrible at the do-an-impression-of-above-poster-game. - Nemesis
8. Who wears (or wore, anyways) tight jeans and straightens his hair? - Inferno and/or Cosmic
9. During some time we had a Sports forum, do you know who moderated it? - Dudecuda
10. Who was waving his Retro access in Jimmy's face as if it was his own three-inch, dirty shrivelled penis? - KoN
11. Who used to be the section moderator of retroparadise? - Yoshiru
12. A good know-it-all should know who knowitman is... - Josh
13. Who used to have that yoshi picture as his avatar? Old SMOD/banned member. - Dave
14. had one of the highest post counts and seemed aggressive, but was actually smart and clever with a satirical sense of humor. - Cyber
15. Who entered the UFGT7 Art contest and Lost? This is easy if you've been following the Fighters HO - The Worm
16. Was a terrible question
17. What member loves Japanese Drums more than anyone else? - Dunno if it was ever answered, but I don't give much of a fuck.
18. Which long gone member did Jackhammer pretend to be last year? - Banned
19. Who was that one person who liked yarn almost as much as porn? - Lydia
20. Who was Chesty during Halloween - Ragnar
21. Which member did MasJ switch user names with during Halloween - Kermit, although the question wasn't right to begin with
22. Who was the co-founder of TV Paradise, and did most of the layout work and managed the Super Mario Bros. Super Show section? - Random
23. Mario and Luigi are the italian brothers, do you know who are the hungarian brothers? - Gare and Pkt.
24. Many tried but only two succeded at looking like Skinner, do you know their names? - CCDART and Vivi
25. What Member, When He First Joined And For Most Of His Stay Here, Deliberately Typed All Of His Messages In All Caps So That They Would Look Like This? - Litbolt
26. which forum member often features Kasumi from DOA as his avatar? - Sprung
27. Who is the female member that takes Gameboys apart and puts them back together? -
28. And who is the member that breaks everything he loves? - Oh, Kermit and his awful questions.
29. Which legendary EP member stated that he drew his distinctive username from a combination of two Squaresoft characters, one from Xenogears and the other from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within? - Maison Gray
30. who is ep's oldest member? - MasJ
31. which member is member number 2? - sarcast
32. Name of the first guild created at EP and it's founder. - Anti DBZ Guild and Dave
33. Winner of the 2004 Emuparadise Contest. - Zorlon
34. Who used to upload all his games ...IN JAPANESE! - Myst
35. Back when a lot of our content was shared via FTPs, this member hosted an FTP for the main site, but he had to shut it down because, quote: "the server is hosted at my mom's school and she just got a call from her boss about two TERABYTES of bandwidth usage I'm hiding under her desk what do I do? " - violineb
36. Which EP admin (probably SMOD back then) was also an admin of Everything Capcom? - crusher
37. Who was voted the Emuparadise MVP? - crusher's mum
38-42. These five hooligans all started their own boards to oppose MasJ's tyranny during the great uprising of 2005 - Jaws, Cyberxion, Sprung, Xena and Brightside
43. Which, long since departed, female member fell off her bike and landed on a cactus? - Dingy
44. Who is this? - Banned
45. Who sports this avatar? - Ultimate X
46: Served in Iraq. - Zeikhunter
47: Was surprisingly intelligent and well-spoken for a 13-year-old. (Was 13 or 14 when he was active, anyway). - Hijuda
48: Left the forums to go serve in the army or something. Lives up north. Not the same person as 46, obviously. - GODJonez

[Gare]

This thread has all my <3.

50 would be Rekuja because he made sure to remind us of this fact at least once a day.
51 Uh, shit... was it Huey Kruthas?

Also, I should know 55 but I'm drawing a blank here.

[Elmdor Rizer]

You have all my... damn, there should be a penis smilie.

49. The old section moderator of the graphics section, who was it?
50. Who "INVENTED THE HANG OUT!!!? - Rekuja
51. Who's the old timer, 2002, with Cloud in both his avatar and signature?
52. Which member posted a picture of his perfect, symmetric head/face?
53. Who used to battle it out with Elmdor for the arcade mini golf trophy?
54. Who's the dutch member who taught us how to ask for our panties back in dutch?
55. What was the name of the mentally unstable person who got banned and rejoined a bazillion times? Used to pretend that he was a woman, always talking about her hubby. Also used to call MasJ by his real name.

No-go on 51. I was actually planning to post either his avatar or sig in the question, but I didn't remember the fact that his name's in both of them.

[Zaladane]

51. ISOstealer? dunno if he was 02 though. I'm not gonna cheat

55. Aadon???

Edit: dammit Elmdor get back here and let me know if I'm even remotely right

[Milady]

52 is polobunny?

[Cookie Monster]

You have all my... damn, there should be a penis smilie.

49. The old section moderator of the graphics section, who was it?
50. Who "INVENTED THE HANG OUT!!!? - Rekuja
51. Who's the old timer, 2002, with Cloud in both his avatar and signature?
52. Which member posted a picture of his perfect, symmetric head/face?
53. Who used to battle it out with Elmdor for the arcade mini golf trophy?
54. Who's the dutch member who taught us how to ask for our panties back in dutch?
55. What was the name of the mentally unstable person who got banned and rejoined a bazillion times? Used to pretend that he was a woman, always talking about her hubby. Also used to call MasJ by his real name.

No-go on 51. I was actually planning to post either his avatar or sig in the question, but I didn't remember the fact that his name's in both of them.

51. Isostealer
52. polo
53. I tried, but it wasn't me
54. Nitramuse
55. Are you saying MasJ's real name isn't MasJ?

[Zaladane]

Shit I should have gotten the Polo one

[Elmdor Rizer]

Sorry, Zally! I'll try not to be so disappointing in the furute.

49. The old section moderator of the graphics section, who was it?
50. Who "INVENTED THE HANG OUT!!!? - Rekuja
51. Who's the old timer, 2002, with Cloud in both his avatar and signature? - Isostealer
52. Which member posted a picture of his perfect, symmetric head/face? - Polo
53. Who used to battle it out with Elmdor for the arcade mini golf trophy? Also never came back after becoming retro.
54. Who's the dutch member who taught us how to ask for our panties back in dutch? - Nitramuse
55. What was the name of the mentally unstable person who got banned and rejoined a bazillion times? Used to pretend that he was a woman, always talking about her hubby. Also used to call MasJ by his real name.

I... totally don't remember Aadon being batshit insane btw.

[Zaladane]

Wow. Think this is the first time I ever got one of these right


49. Sa-x? or was that the music section

55. TT???

[Cookie Monster]

49. XKR
54. Nitra also saved my cousin from getting lost in Dutchieland in his Erasmus year there. Who would have guessed that?

I also remember 55, the nonseses he said, not his nick

[Corey]

55. What was the name of the mentally unstable person who got banned and rejoined a bazillion times? Used to pretend that he was a woman, always talking about her hubby. Also used to call MasJ by his real name.

It wasn't Metalchic was it? Went by Sara or some variation of the name. Julian was the husband's name if I get bonus points.