NEVER WAX YOUR HOO-HA

[SamKitsune]

The worst I done to myself is nicked my hoo-ha with a blunt razor. Why is it worst? Well, I wasn't thinking straight then decided I can just used an antiseptic to patch my cut. BAD IDEA! It made my pain worser. You don't want to know what it feels like to get a cut from your nether-region, and suddenly have someone pour lemon juice all over it. Still, your story is a bit better. Mine is just too mundane. Or maybe that is mundane for you, and you really are weird, like me.

BTW, I hear you can use peanut butter to get gum off your hair.

[wikjif]

I thought I was going to die laughing, which is probably the best way to go, while I was reading that.

[RideZeLitenin]

That isn't something you hear everyday...

[GuyInDogSuit]

Legend-- wait for it.... ary. Ya know, professional Brazilian is the way to go. Just saying. Guys like me like their girls to keep their panty hamster nice 'n smooth.

[darkjusticex]

0_o

..... Wow...