The Hang Out: your post count is going backwards!

[Evans]

I was horribly disfigured in an accident a couple days ago.

I'm fine, but I'm missing missing most of my right cheek and a couple teeth.

It's rather unappealing.

But you can cover the half that's left. Surely you'd be presentable then.

[Raype]

Oh crap. My interview is on wednesday. OH NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK AT A CHOCOLATE SHOP

You kidding?

Just give the fat chicks the chocolate and try not to gorge yourself on the stuff.

With a rack like that I'm sure you'll bring in plenty of customers.

Yowza.

[Prude]

You want something for nothing?

Forget that.

And if you don't stop commenting on how disgusting I am, you and I are going to have to have a talk.

In the presence of my little bag of tricks.

ABUSIVE! I KNEW IT

[Raype]

*tom cruise denying being a fudgepacker*

But you can cover the half that's left. Surely you'd be presentable then.

Go die.

Go die.

Go and fucking DIE.

[Prude]

You kidding?

Just give the fat chicks the chocolate and try not to gorge yourself on the stuff.

With a rack like that I'm sure you'll bring in plenty of customers.

Yowza.

[Sprung]

Not smirnoff ice. Just smirnoff vodka. I presume you are drinking smirnoff ice because if you drank 4 bottles of vodka you probably wouldn't be able to post

I have 12 Lebatt Blue's.

[Jazzmarazz]

Not smirnoff ice. Just smirnoff vodka. I presume you are drinking smirnoff ice because if you drank 4 bottles of vodka you probably wouldn't be able to post

Yeah right. also that post was funnier the second time.

[Evans]

Pack that fudge.

And do the truffle shuffle.

[Raype]

ABUSIVE! I KNEW IT

Oh please, you got soggier than april when I stated I wanted to spank your ass raw.

[Sprung]

A friend of mine drinks Vodka. One bottle fucks him up so bad that he can't remember anything the next day.

$4 bottle, so I assume it's a pint?

[Raype]

Also, can you wear the uniform later?

[Evans]

*tom cruise denying being a fudgepacker*

Go die.
Go die.
Go and fucking DIE.

*Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch*

[Stark]

I have 12 Lebatt Blue's.

Lebatt Blues? Hmm, just googled it, looks interesting. We don't get that in merry old england I'm afraid, just austrailian beer....brewed in newcastle

[Raype]

*Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch*

*Tom Cruise claiming to not be in a closet*

No, really. KILL YOURSELF.

[Evans]

I have 12 Lebatt Blue's.

Labatt~