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[Elmdor Rizer]

No club ever won the competition twice in a row. Coincidence? I don't think so. UEFA doesn't like monopolies.

He won nothing, Messi did, remember?

Pah, just end that there, will you guys?

I don't like to think about Messi winning things.

So, we managed to throw away that top two finish after all. Let's see if we can do it with third place aswell...

[Gypsy]

:vomit:

[Elmdor Rizer]

http://www.dirtytackle.net/2015/05/1...-lionel-messi/

[Cookie Monster]

Lovely Letter

[Gypsy]

Ok. Change of plans. Let's go Juventus.

[Cookie Monster]

Ok. Change of plans. Let's go Juventus.

Forza Juve, amirite?

Beware of the vengeance of the ex's, guys, it's fearsome :O

[Elin]

If Suarez doesn't snack on either Evra or Chiellini, I'm going to rate the final as a huge disappointment regardless of the scoreline.

[Gypsy]

If Suarez doesn't snack on either Evra or Chiellini, I'm going to rate the final as a huge disappointment regardless of the scoreline.

Maybe we could even get a ceremonial Zidane head butt?

[Cookie Monster]

Maybe we could even get a ceremonial Zidane head butt?

You, copycat. I repped Elly with

[Gypsy]

https://twitter.com/worldsoccertalk/...10610283782144

ERMAGERD.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Mou would be a lot wittier if he'd stop gesturing like a retarded child and/or speaking like someone who just isn't very good at English. Doesn't stop everyone else for thinking he's, like, suuuuuuuuuper funny though (REMEMBER THAT TIME HE STOOD UP FROM HIS CHAIR WHEN THE PRESS GUY ARRIVED AH HA HA). Real problem is saying these things will make it seem like I'm provoked by the whole "a whole season is played during the entire season"-deal, but I'm actually provoked by the common man's flawed sense of humour. :<

Also, who cares about European tournaments, am I right!? ^_______________^ The night before the final I dreamt that Arsenal lost 4-5 despite Senderos getting sent off. Fortunately he can't get near the pitch, so I only got one side of the scoreline right.

Also, special mention to José Antonio Reyes who just can't stop winning the Europa League. So dreamy...

[Gypsy]

DONT INSULT THE SPECIAL ONE

[Cookie Monster]

Congrats on that FA Cup, Elmy!

Dunno, I find Mou to be hilarious and accurate more often than not. And Reyes is still missing Gallardo

[Gypsy]

Lol that Wolfsburg won the DFB.

[Elmdor Rizer]

DONT INSULT THE SPECIAL ONE

HE GETS TO RIDE THE SPECIAL BUS TO SPECIAL SCHOOL.

Congrats on that FA Cup, Elmy!

Dunno, I find Mou to be hilarious and accurate more often than not. And Reyes is still missing Gallardo

THNX! ^_________________________________________________ ___________^

Eh, it's probably my inner racist speaking. Well, that and the fact that he's so damn over-appreciated. Seriously, he gets asked a question and instead of answering he makes a face like someone who had just shit his pants whilst at the same time waving his hand back and forth - and every journalist burst into laughter instead of ridiculing him. I DO NOT APPROVE!

Lol that Wolfsburg won the DFB.

It's all Bendtner's doing. I really like how this thread is, like, atleast 30 pages of me saying random things about current and former gunners. WHAT WOULD EP BE WITHOUT ME!? Poor Klopp though... has he signed for Man City yet???

Final note: I kinda find myself almost sort of in a way kinda rooting for Barcelona in that there European final. I fear England eventually losing a CL-spot to Italy once 10/11 and 11/12 goes out of play. My levels of self-contempt are off the charts, please don't hurt me!!!*




* I have no idea how much of a different Juve winning or losing would make, mind you.