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[Cookie Monster]

EH HE HE HE... unreal.

Also: lolstatuewithtightshortslolololol.

Aye. The penetration in our game goes waaaay up when Arsène thrusts his trusty Coq into play. ^__^

Arsene liked the statue. No wonder why

[Gypsy]

LOL

[Cookie Monster]

¡SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

It's all I have to say

[Elmdor Rizer]

Oi! I remember Zelalem executing a really fancy killer pass in a friendly about 1,5 years ago; so he'll probably become the best player in the world.

In other news: LOLTORRESLOL. What is this, 2006!?

[Gypsy]

Well you see what's going to happen Elmy. 3 straight USA WC wins. All but official at this point.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Oh, I can dig it, man. Then again, I'm not sure if Wikipedia can really be trusted. I once read on Hleb's profile that he was the best footballer in the world, and three years later he was on loan at Birmingham. Oh, well.

In other news: I am really in love with Coquelin. Such a dreamy guy...

[Elmdor Rizer]

I recently got my Coquelin replica shirt. My second one, I mean. Since Arsenal freaking misspelt his name the first time. So rude.

You guys don't even look like you're trying! Ronaldo's all, like, "can't dribble past anyone so I'll just score now kthanx" and then Marcelo thinks he's Ronald Koeman which is sort of a weird reference but I sort of recall him scoring a bunch of rockets in his hay-days. SORT OF!

[Cookie Monster]

I recently got my Coquelin replica shirt. My second one, I mean. Since Arsenal freaking misspelt his name the first time. So rude.

You guys don't even look like you're trying! Ronaldo's all, like, "can't dribble past anyone so I'll just score now kthanx" and then Marcelo thinks he's Ronald Koeman which is sort of a weird reference but I sort of recall him scoring a bunch of rockets in his hay-days. SORT OF!

I guess they aren't used to print his name

We are diesel. You should have seen what Cristiano did in the latest Liga match. That's dribbling! :O Koeman only scored free kicks, hardly in game goals. And he used his elbows like no other! The yellow cards loved him

[Elmdor Rizer]

I guess they aren't used to print his name

We are diesel. You should have seen what Cristiano did in the latest Liga match. That's dribbling! :O Koeman only scored free kicks, hardly in game goals. And he used his elbows like no other! The yellow cards loved him

No kidz. When I put in my order he wasn't even included in the "choose your player" thingie, despite every other loanee (AND DIABY!) being there. So I spelt his name for them... and they still got it wrong.

Scary shit. Yeah, I've sorta noticed he's usually pretty good at that dribbling malarkey (also didn't really mean to imply he was bad or anything against zee Germans). Oh, right, the rocket FKs were his thing. Hey, remember, like, five years ago when everyone was talking about Marcelo being shit? He and Bale could've played for Birmingham or something together!!!

[Cookie Monster]

No kidz. When I put in my order he wasn't even included in the "choose your player" thingie, despite every other loanee (AND DIABY!) being there. So I spelt his name for them... and they still got it wrong.

Scary shit. Yeah, I've sorta noticed he's usually pretty good at that dribbling malarkey (also didn't really mean to imply he was bad or anything against zee Germans). Oh, right, the rocket FKs were his thing. Hey, remember, like, five years ago when everyone was talking about Marcelo being shit? He and Bale could've played for Birmingham or something together!!!

Marcelo was a terrible defender, still is He sure attacks better than he dances too.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Haha, I'll trade you one Calum Chambers and one Aliaksandr Hleb for him. Pretty sure we still own him, yeah. ONLY THE WHY DO I MISS HIM EVERY DAY SO MUCH IT HURTS INSIDE MY CHEST?

I think Calum has real potential in the dancing department though.

[Elmdor Rizer]

So, I heard European football is totally going out of style. ALL ON HANDS ON DECK, GO-GO FINISHING FOURTH TROPHY!

[Elmdor Rizer]

LOL MANCHESTER UNITED LOL.

They even lost to Arsenal. At home. Van Gaal is totally the worst United manager since Alex Ferguson.

[Cookie Monster]

LOL MANCHESTER UNITED LOL.

They even lost to Arsenal. At home. Van Gaal is totally the worst United manager since Alex Ferguson.

It's either him or Moyes, not sure which one

[Elmdor Rizer]

Tsk, Moyes never lost against Arsenal with Man U.