I like your style, man.

So, transfer deadline madness: Liverpool have 30-35 m £ bid for Carrol accepted. Um, that's a lot of money. And he hasn't even had a Francis Jeffers-good first PL season. Silly new owners. Torres off to Chelsea then, which is gonna totally break the next FIFA.

Oh, and Tottenham sucks apparently. Although, they sorta almost maybe signed Agüero. For a bit.