Kick the Can 2.0

[foggy_han]

*steals can back*
*rolls it up in a katamari*
whee Katamari!
*can is part of a planet now*
King of the Cosmos throws it into the sky!
How pretty, a can shaped planet.

That is looniness in its best!

Wait, what will we do now?

*stare in amazement*
Nothing to do here
*uses jet-pack and fly off*

Hm... I see.