Kick the Can 2.0

[Andy_Jerk]

*kicks can*

[ddrXero64]

*cicks kan*

[foggy_han]

*uses voltron to kick can*

*uses sword of omens to hit it*
*kick can*

*hits can with moon prism scepter*
In the name of the moon, I will kick this can!

Gosh, you people here are all armed with deadly weapons!
(Nice reference, I am still to watch that, can you believe it? )

*hits can with my spoon*

That is the deadliest of them all.

*feeds the can to King Slime*

This "King Smile" sound like a nice... oh, slime. Is it a Muk?
(...because if it is, I will not touch it. ^^')

*throws stone at can*

Just in case.

[ddrXero64]

*eats can*

o.o

[Kuro Kagami]

*eats can*

o.o

Did this poor person/hobo just eat a can???

This really calls for an instant surgery... (and while we're at it, why not take care of removing some un-needed body parts and add some more usefull ones)


*2 hours later*


The results look promising: I replaced both your arms with a pair of tentacles, your head with a giant tuna fish's one and, finally, your butt + part of your rectum with a can with a hole inside... And I fed some of your now useless organs to Adorea, mainly your lungs, liver, kidney and your geni... , erm, nothing... nothing at all.


*bows* Have a nice day... and thanks for your contribution to science


*leaves*


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*comes back* Sorry, but I completely forgot... could you bend forward, please?


*kicks the ass-can*

[ddrXero64]

so now my genitals dont dangle and i shit out of a can hole.

just call me Chef Boyardee

[Iamerror]

Wow I leave for a while and the can gets surgery. oK.
Waits for the can to recover from surgery. "Are you feeling better, yes, ok"
*puts can in cannon*
*kicks can*

[foggy_han]

Wow I leave for a while and the can gets surgery. oK.

Well, that's our K.K. She just loves what she does.

(...) I replaced both your arms with a pair of tentacles (...)

You know, I actually saw that one coming after reading "instant surgery"...

Hm... what to do...

*puts can in cannon*
*kicks can*

I am guessing the can is now somewhere between the mountains of Ice Cap Zone so...

*gets snowboard*
*slides down the mountain*
*spots can burried in the snow*

"but wait, I never snowboarded before!! Waaaaahh!!"
*jumps of the snowboard and ends up rolling into a giant snowball*

...yes.

[Mohit]

*kicks can*

[Iamerror]

*poof* can is a regular can again.
*uses gunblade to kick can*
*kick can*

[Mohit]

*kicks can*

[Iamerror]

*uses masamune to hit can*
*kick the can*

[Ace Ventura]

*Punts can like a football.*

IT'S GOOD!!! IT'S A 60 YARD FIELD GOAL!!!

*Runs around like a maniac.*

Okay I'm done. *Poof.*

[Kuro Kagami]

*kicks skull*

[Ace Ventura]

*kicks skull*

Who's skull?

*Kicks can.*