Tell me what to buy on ebay

[Clive]

Ok Im bored.

I have £100 sterling to spend (waste) on ebay.

I want you to tell me what to spend it on. Best suggestion wins.

Love you.

[Jackhammer]

Ok Im bored.

I have £100 sterling to spend (waste) on ebay.

I want you to tell me what to spend it on. Best suggestion wins.

Love you.

A USB Hamster Wheel.

Do you sometimes feel that you're caught up in the rat race of the working world, and that you are chained to your desk and getting no-where fast? Well we've found the perfect way to lighten the load. Now we can't promise to take you out of the rat race but we can throw a hamster in there to mix it up a bit.

The USB Hamster Wheel is an utter delight. Plug it into your USB port, load the software from the CD provided and get typing. As you type, the hamster gets running, spinning the hamster wheel around in the process - the faster you type, the faster he runs. This demented rodent sent shrieks of laughter around the office when we tested it, and is the ultimate parody of modern society.

Features

* Cute little furry hamster in a red plastic wheel.
* The hamster and its wheel are powered by USB.
* The hamster starts to run in its wheel when you start typing.
* An on/off switch on the wheel so your hamster can have a rest.
* A CD of software (it is in the box, just right at the bottom) to load onto your PC or Laptop.
* Compatible with Windows 2000 and Windows XP.
* Suitable for ages 10 years+.
* Requires 2 x AA Batteries (included) and a USB port.
* Size: 14 x 13 x 12cm.

[Elmdor Rizer]

A hobo whiping your ass or perhaps two long-sleeved Arsenal shirts.

[Clive]

perhaps two long-sleeved Arsenal shirts for whiping your ass

Fixed.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Oh, Oh, Bendtner!

Fucking Dane.

[Clive]

Awesome own goal though, couldnt have picked his spot better if he'd tried!

Best night of my life, that game. Almost makes up for the years of torment laid down by you gooners for the previous 8 years...

I could buy a 5-1 tribute DVD, eh?

[Libra]

I'm selling xbox and xbox 360 games if interested.

[Clive]

I'm selling xbox and xbox 360 games if interested.

You shameless plugger, you.

Unfortunately, I have neither console. But good effort nonetheless.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Awesome own goal though, couldnt have picked his spot better if he'd tried!

Best night of my life, that game. Almost makes up for the years of torment laid down by you gooners for the previous 8 years...

I could buy a 5-1 tribute DVD, eh?

Haha, yeah. 'though I've disliked him ever since he arrived, and I don't know why. Then, it's not like I need a reason... he's danish.

I still don't know what happened, quite frankly. Even the senior players did everything wrong.

I think you'd get more value out of the invincibles tribute DBD.

Totally on topic here, guys.

[Cookie Monster]

Awesome own goal though, couldnt have picked his spot better if he'd tried!

Best night of my life, that game. Almost makes up for the years of torment laid down by you gooners for the previous 8 years...

I could buy a 5-1 tribute DVD, eh?

Either that or a signed photo by Juande

[Clive]

[Josh]

You could do the nice thing and buy your significant other a gift.

[Cookie Monster]

You could do the nice thing and buy your significant other a gift.

Do you mean something like this? It was beautiful stuff

[Josh]

You Europeans and your SOCCER. It just kills me.

[Clive]

You could do the nice thing and buy your significant other a gift.

What would you like sweetheart?