I happened to be thinking of ways to improve society on EPforums.org while trying to sleep last night (yeah...I was that bored), and came up with this.
This is a forum game where you post 2 usernames from around here and a third user who would be their most logical child. The third username is optional; you can post either the user the first 2 users would spawn, or any object/thing the first 2 users would spawn. Then, you can post a description or reason behind your thinking.
I'll start.
Ray + Evans = Panda Man
(It was random, but those 3 were the first to come to mind, so I threw it together. I expect others to be better.)
Panda Man: This isn't another "super-spammy thread" as described in your latest PM, is it? This has a point, so it can't be SPAM: Stupid POINTLESS Annoying Messages. It can be SAM, but not SPAM.