I called Jase once. All I remember about the conversation is arguing over how to pronounce Pienne (I was right) and how Jaws was a faggot.
I looked "lawlage" up and my dictionary told me to go fuck myself.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
call me naive,but I think the story (in the first post) is some kind of sarcasm or irony,I really don't think it can be true...
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