You fail to use correct capitalisation in a sentence mocking someone's English? Possible, evidently!
Nitpickery aside, you're also wrong. I know it must be amazing to think that American English isn't the only sort of English out there, but there are many others, among them the English spoken in a little place called Britain. One of the countries there is even called England! It's the strangest thing...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/have-a-verb