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    Default Question Of the year

    Have you ever had SEX and if not, wtf is wrong with you!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 00122509 View Post
    Have you ever had SEX and if not, wtf is wrong with you!!!!!!!!
    Some people still follow that old adage about waiting until you're married

    And I'm afraid my kids provide the answer to the first part of your question...

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    Yeah, but there's nothing wrong in not having sex at an early stage of your life. It teaches you pretty much nothing except, maybe, a part of the dynamic that is being in a couple. Provided that you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    And I'm afraid my kids provide the answer to the first part of your question...
    "Has your dad ever had sex?"


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    I could somewhat understand the logic behind the whole waiting till marriage thing but one thing that would worry me is what if honey moon night right.. ... just spent 300 dollars on a hotel suite to get some private time in, candles are let the rose pedals are laid..boh partners are hot and ready. virgin puts thing in 2 minutes later the END. I think that would really really suck


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    Quote Originally Posted by 00122509 View Post
    I could somewhat understand the logic behind the whole waiting till marriage thing but one thing that would worry me is what if honey moon night right.. ... just spent 300 dollars on a hotel suite to get some private time in, candles are let the rose pedals are laid..boh partners are hot and ready. virgin puts thing in 2 minutes later the END. I think that would really really suck
    That's pretty much how it is for everyone. There's absolutely nothing wrong there. Unless you can't go at it again later on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    That's pretty much how it is for everyone. There's absolutely nothing wrong there. Unless you can't go at it again later on...
    Totally right. You'd have fucking ages to learn the proverbial ropes with each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00122509 View Post
    I could somewhat understand the logic behind the whole waiting till marriage thing but one thing that would worry me is what if honey moon night right.. ... just spent 300 dollars on a hotel suite to get some private time in, candles are let the rose pedals are laid..boh partners are hot and ready. virgin puts thing in 2 minutes later the END. I think that would really really suck
    I doubt that would happen unless Mr. Virgin has been fapping for so many years he's developed premature ejaculation

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    I wouldn't really see the need to share in either direction, myself, and regardless of the assumptions that would draw most people to take. In general, it is true love that I prefer to seek. A foolishly romantic view, and given how I am, rather impossible, but one exists by one's own nature, I suppose. It's not like I put much effort into the search, regardless. Still, it is amusing that the more value one places on sex alone, the less of it one has had, as a rule of thumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I doubt that would happen unless Mr. Virgin has been fapping for so many years he's developed premature ejaculation
    I dont know what you mean by flapping but I know on my first time i lasted like 3 or 4 long minutes and boy i was sure glad that i would more than likely never see that girl again


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    Quote Originally Posted by 00122509 View Post
    I dont know what you mean by flapping
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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    Fapping (not flapping) means masturbating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ahkei View Post
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    I m afraid of what sort of links would come of if i utilized google to find the def.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 00122509 View Post
    I m afraid of what sort of links would come of if i utilized google to find the def.
    No need for Google this time.
    Quote Originally Posted by SegNin View Post
    Fapping (not flapping) means masturbating.

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