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    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...1902453_3.html

    Also in the animal world . . . From the BBC translators, an editorial by Saleh Eskandari headlined "spying squirrels," published July 10 by the Iranian newspaper Resalat.

    "A few weeks ago, 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems of foreign intelligence services were captured by [Iranian] intelligence forces along the country's borders. These trained squirrels, each of which weighed just over 700 grams, were released on the borders of the country for intelligence and espionage purposes. According to the announcement made by Iranian intelligence officials, alert police officials caught these squirrels before they could carry out any task.

    "Fixing GPS devices, bugging instruments and advanced cameras in the bodies of trained animals like squirrels, mice, hamsters, etc, are among modern methods of collecting intelligence. Given the fast speed and the special physical features of these animals, they provide special capabilities for spying operations. Once the animals return to their place of origin, the intelligence gathered by them is then offloaded. . . ."
    OH SHI-

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    Did they find any moles? Morocco Mole shouldn't be far behind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Did they find any moles? Morocco Mole shouldn't be far behind.
    You laugh, now.

    But wait until that super intelligent squirrel tracks you down and kills you for destroying his home.

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    Oh snap! Sprung's friends were caught playing 007!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    You laugh, now.

    But wait until that super intelligent squirrel tracks you down and kills you for destroying his home.
    He ain't shit. I have been waiting for a battle for some time now. I leave all of my doors unlocked for a reason. It is an open challenge. Get some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    He ain't shit. I have been waiting for a battle for some time now. I leave all of my doors unlocked for a reason. It is an open challenge. Get some.
    Then he's smarter than I thought.

    Since we all know what happens to animals in your house.

    *picture of strongbad fucking a dog goes here*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Now I see how the government is conspiring to take my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    *picture of strongbad fucking a dog goes here*

    That was an accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Now I see how the government is conspiring to take my house.
    Only one squirrel would be needed for that.


    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    That was an accident.
    How do you accidentally fuck a dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SegNin View Post
    How do you accidentally fuck a dog?
    Vodka.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SegNin View Post
    How do you accidentally fuck a dog?
    Ask Sprung's dad.

    OH SNAP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Vodka.
    Honesty. I vas dlinking da Vodka, un bafor I know it, penis vas in dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Ask Sprung's dad.

    OH SNAP.
    That's fucked up.

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