The, What not to say during sex, thread.

[Mikey_]

Post what you guys/gals would hate to hear during sex.

I'll come up with some later. /lazy

[X-Head]

"RAY!!!!!"

nuff said




think of a serious one later

[Strongbad]

Don't worry it always looks like that.

[J]

I love you.

Enough to turn me off.

[Raype]

"Mind scratching while you're down there? This rash is killing me"

"I have aids"

"I had corn for dinner" (during anal. I'll just leave that to your imagination)"

"I got a bad case of diarrhea/gas". Most notably during certain oral activities.

"My last boyfriend was bigger" Never personally, but I could picture that killing an erection faster than if she whipped out a penis and said "who gets it in the ass first?"

"I was born with a penis"

Or the classic: "I have epilepsy" during oral. Nothing says awesome like getting your dick bitten off in a seizure.

[Stark]

Gay man has sex with his partner, he tells him that he has aids, the other guy says WHAT!! really shocked, and the partner says, "only kidding, I wanted you to clench your arsecheeks"

The Buckaroo

The sexual position where the male gives the female pleasure of the rear kind (anal) and during sex says the name of a previous partner, fun ensues as you try to keep on top of her

[Mikey_]

Guy: Call me daddy, bitch! /proud

Lady: Aawwwwww...... *giggles* /pokes his penis

Guy:

Lady: *sigh* /sleep

[Xena]

"How was your day, dear?"

[Stark]

"How was your day, dear?"

Hold me Xena.
































I'm not gay.

[maca]

blonde: Have you got aids?
man: No
blonde: Good, I don't wanna get those again.

[polokitty]

i raped your entire family

[Stark]

i raped your entire family

You suck

[polokitty]

You suck

I've heard that one too

[Stark]

I've heard that one too

I love you.

[Jackhammer]

You know, the ceiling really needs repainting dear...