The New Twat Thread

[Strongbad]

It's my hand, taken about 5 minutes ago. Not hard to figure out.

You may commence fapping.

Much like bigfoot, all my images come out blurred and hard to figure out. So it doesn't matter if it's a 599 USD camera or a $5 scanner, it'll still look odd.

My awesomeness just can't be caught on film.

Oh ok. I thought that was what it was. I already jerked it to pics of Theo earlier though, so my balls are empty. It's no fun when you don't get the prize at the end.

[Raype]

That looks like you're wearing a watch or a long-sleeve top and flipping us the bird. We're looking at the palm-side of your hand.
It's not really a girl, is it?

It's a long sleeved shirt. No, no girl would have hands that manly and big. And yes, I am flipping you all the bird. And it's the backside of my hand. No palms because you got that in the last twat thread.

Next it's pictures of my anus. Hope you're ready for some hot ass.

[Curses]

My brother took this picture of me at his house while my nephew was sitting on my lap. I think it is funny him looking through the newspaper when he can't read or speak yet. Looking at this picture I realize that I really should shave already.

He looks a lot like you.

It's a long sleeved shirt. No, no girl would have hands that manly and big. And yes, I am flipping you all the bird. And it's the backside of my hand. No palms because you got that in the last twat thread.

I never!

Next it's pictures of my anus. Hope you're ready for some hot ass.

[Strongbad]

He looks a lot like you.

What can I say, I had sex with my brothers wife and no one knows that it is my kid but her and me.

[Raype]

He looks a lot like you.
I never!

No stupid, strongbad never reads!

Yes you did, last night! I was there! And so was DCK's girlfriend. She was sucking me off.

Don't need it. I know all the strippers, so I get free lappies. I still pay though. Because I'm a pimp.

I said hot ass, not tot ass.

[Strongbad]

I don't want this place to die.

[polobunny]

So anyway, 12 hours of work are nothing when you didn't sleep, right?

[Raype]

So anyway, 12 hours of work are nothing when you didn't sleep, right?

I see no twat.

Hangout's over there.

Here's me when I laugh ->

[polobunny]

I see no twat.

Hangout's over there.

Here's me when I laugh ->

Oh shit, I know it's going to be a hard day when I can't read anymore the thread title. v_v

[polobunny]

Me, being hot as usual.

[Corey]

Me, being hot as usual.

You are a sexy beast indeed.

[The Joker]

Me, being hot as usual.

oh my god? polo, how the fuck did you take that?

wait, it's a symetry pic.

[polobunny]

oh my god? polo, how the fuck did you take that?

With my camera on my desk. *shrugs*

[Corey]

With my camera on my desk. *shrugs*

Why are your eyes crossed? Purpose or born by the nuclear power plant?

Pics soon to come.

[polobunny]

Why are your eyes crossed? Purpose or born by the nuclear power plant?

Pics soon to come.

Shutup fag i've already been told i'm hot stuff.