The New Twat Thread

[Sprung]

My friends and I made a large fire. I stood next to it. The fire makes me look short. I am 6ft on the dot.


After that we shot roman candles at each other. On kid got hit in the face and started bleeding. It was cool. Then I went swimming in a pond. It my undies.

I think it's your firewall slowing your Internet down.

[Strongbad]

I think it's your firewall slowing your Internet down.

I don't use protection.

[Sprung]

I don't use protection.

Getting a burning sensation when you urinate?

[Strongbad]

Getting a burning sensation when you urinate?

No. I injected Magic Johnson's DNA into my testicles.

[Raype]

No. I injected Magic Johnson's DNA into my testicles.

So it's a Magic Johnson Johnson?

[Sprung]

No. I injected Magic Johnson's DNA into my testicles.

Swallowing isn't "injecting", it's "injesting".

[Evans]

Swallowing isn't "injecting", it's "injesting".

No, it's "ingesting".

[Sprung]

No, it's "ingesting".

That too

[Evans]

That too

Any way you put it, he still drinks cum.

[Strongbad]

Any way you put it, he still drinks cum.

Gargle, spit, and then swallow.

[Clive]

Less of a twat picture, more me looking incredible and scoring "cute" bonus points with the ladies by playing on the beach with me kid.

[polokitty]

Less of a twat picture, more me looking incredible and scoring "cute" bonus points with the ladies by playing on the beach with me kid.

they are prob like, omg look at that pedo !!!! someone call the police

[Clive]

Yes, well, there is always that.

What you cant tell in this picture is me hiding my rapehat behind my back.

[Sprung]

Less of a twat picture, more me looking incredible and scoring "cute" bonus points with the ladies by playing on the beach with me kid.

You're hot.

HI HI

[Evans]

Less of a twat picture, more me looking incredible and scoring "cute" bonus points with the ladies by playing on the beach with me kid.

I still wanna fuck you, btw.