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    This thread needs more twats.

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    The first one I'm looking like a twat, at least. The last weekend of smoking in clubs before it was banned. I was using it fully to my advantage.
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    How short are you, again? 5'4?

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    Smaller than most people. Example:
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    I wanna see D standing next to Sprung.

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    Behold my enormousness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    Smaller than most people. Example:
    I wager most people are smaller than him.

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    I'm a small one too, 1.67. >_____>

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    It's an invasion. : (

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    It's an invasion. : (
    Quick, to the amusement park!

    They'll never think to look for us there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Quick, to the amusement park!

    They'll never think to look for us there!
    Great thinking, the Funny House will serve as a diversion. We'll hide and make sure to use the minimizing mirror to make our escape. But, be aware that all the "you must be this tall to get on the ride" signs will piss them off.

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    Its snowing got a flat tire and theres no spare. Crap!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Matias View Post
    Its snowing got a flat tire and theres no spare. Crap!

    Let's see, flat tire and freezing cold. What should I do? Why snap a picture of course.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    It looks like the old guy is saying "WTF is that thing son?"

    Maybe he thought it was evil.

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    My friends and I made a large fire. I stood next to it. The fire makes me look short. I am 6ft on the dot.


    After that we shot roman candles at each other. On kid got hit in the face and started bleeding. It was cool. Then I went swimming in a pond. It my undies.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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