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    Default The New Twat Thread

    They seem to die very quick, does no one like to make an idiot of themselves anymore

    My submission, it was a theme night and they forced me to dress up as a nurse, only because I kept making fun of the supervisor, though in my defense its odd how much female attention is racked upon you


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    My room.





    Just admit it, I already win this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Light beer?

    I seriously hope that belongs to your girl, otherwise I'll have to come over there and beat you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad
    A picture taken at my birthday party.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    I'll have to come over there and beat you.
    Also, I was hoping for a "birthday suit" not body armor.

    Freak.

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    I always thought you were asian.
    He doesn't eat the pets, he just has sex with them.

    There's probably a pic of me around here somewhere.

    But I'm too lazy to find it and post it.

    Also, it's probably not "family friendly" and would likely feature me drunk and without pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    There's probably a pic of me around here somewhere.

    But I'm too lazy to find it and post it.

    Also, it's probably not "family friendly" and would likely feature me drunk and without pants.
    pix plox

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    pix plox
    Fine.

    But seeing as I'm lacking a camera, It'll have to wait. In the mean time...



    Boys, meet my girlfriend.
    Last edited by Raype; 5th-March-2007 at 13:59. Reason: Ah fuck, I didn't realize it was so big. Time to resize...

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Fine.

    But seeing as I'm lacking a camera, It'll have to wait. In the mean time...



    Boys, meet my girlfriend.
    Ummm, what?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Fine.

    But seeing as I'm lacking a camera, It'll have to wait. In the mean time...



    Boys, meet my girlfriend.
    That looks like you're wearing a watch or a long-sleeve top and flipping us the bird. We're looking at the palm-side of your hand.
    It's not really a girl, is it?

    And the definition of 'Twat' should come with a free copy of Theo's birth certificate. He owns this thread and he knows it.

    Hypnos, you don't look like how I imagined you to be.

    And, Death Cube, you're shitting me, right? Did you really meet...argh, it's gonna sound dumb...but...Johnny Depp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    Just admit it, I already win this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post




    My room.





    Just admit it, I already win this thread.
    lol, you almost look like that dude that was hitting on ur gf

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    You look more like a mental patient than a nurse.

    I have a couple pictures. gotta get them off mates though.
    http://www.epforums.org/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=29796&dateline=143454  3972

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    I have posted the first two in the hangout before. They are just me being an idiot.


    Umm, this one is me fake smiling

    Kosmo and me at Walmart in line waiting for out PS3’s. This photo was from the local paper and was taken after about 40 hours there just sitting. I was the first in line but he took my seat and got the recognition for it. I was still the first one to get one though.

    A picture taken at my birthday party.

    My brother took this picture of me at his house while my nephew was sitting on my lap. I think it is funny him looking through the newspaper when he can't read or speak yet. Looking at this picture I realize that I really should shave already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    I always thought you were asian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ton View Post
    I always thought you were asian.
    Only in spirit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ton View Post
    I always thought you were asian.

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    As per Evans's request, me during a low-time of doing nothing but schoolwork for 2 weeks, and for the record I HATE pictures where someone uses the mirror, but because I don't care and don't feel like taking out the tripod, I don't even feel like smiling.






    [edit] holy crap I can see the late night showing in the eyes.

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