Teach Yourself Chinese in 5 Minutes

[Xena]

If you want to learn Chinese, here are a few everyday phrases that you can learn in five minutes.

English phrase Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Gai

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

George Bush Fu King Wan ka

You are not very bright Yu So Dum

I got this for free Ai No Pei

I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

[Sprung]

Dirty Diaper: Saka Pupi
Constipation: Hung Chow

[Evans]

Good find, Xena.

[Anonymous]

old/10

but still good for a chuckle

[DarkFang]

o.O Now I'm all confused... can't make any sense out of them.
Seems more like English, pronounced in the wrong way.

[Mistral]

o.O Now I'm all confused... can't make any sense out of them.
Seems more like English, pronounced in the wrong way.

That's the joke. It's like the Learning Chinese guide in the Funny Images thread in the Hangout.

[Xena]

It's like the Learning Chinese guide in the Funny Images thread in the Hangout.

This one? It's ok.


http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chinese5sy.jpg

[Clive]

Racists. </>

[shamess]

Seen that in a chain mail once, that rocks XD

[((KvN))]

Old, but yeah, still pretty funny. XD

[Dingy]

Racists.

Well, while we're being random--hehe.

[Hijuda]

I was kinda expecting my mind to be assaulted by subliminal messages, but meh. This works too. I shall go out to China to test my knowledge of the Chinese language.

[Snake Solid]

I want sex = Mi Wan Bu Ti

[Sprung]

"Hey, you know Crusher!" - So Yeu lik Aynl

[Josh]

The special ed kid's name - Sum Ting Wong

These are all great.