Mr. Hockey Quotes

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Back in high school, i had one teacher named Mr. hockey. Not only did half of my classes were with him Math B, Math C, and IPT (Australian school system) but he muttered the funniest things. So to relieve my boredom and yours! here are a few i can remember.

These quotes are real and were said during real time class environment.


"I don't know what spaceship you came from but i don't like it"

"There the were standing on the other side of the pond looking idly stuffed"

�Go out and talk to the crows"
I was actually told that, i found out crows aren't very talkative

Ever heard of bells and whistles used in a context: �it so obvious there should be bells and whistles�. Here is Mr Hockey's version of this:
"There should be church bells ringing with copious amounts of good drinks""

Well I can't remember anymore of them except for the all time favorite
The Deep meaning of mathematical philosophy. Mr hockey stile:
"infinity plus one is like peeing in the ocean it doesnt change a damn thing"

I remind you that these quotes were said during REAL class time.

I would like to thank Mr. Hockey for the wonderful year of school I had with him. And Benowa high school for having hired him.


If any one knows or knew someone , a teacher, your boss, that rents out dumb proverbial one liners. Please continue this thread.

[Panda Man]

"infinity plus one is like peeing in the ocean it doesnt change a damn thing"

you had an awesome teacher, lucky sonofab1@tch

[Anonymous]

my english prof is seen regularly on www.profquotes.com

his latest?

he was drawing the basic paper structure (upside down triangle, 3 squares, triangle) and his handwriting is always horrible...

"You see these are supposed to be squares. That one is kinda round...And that one there looks like an amoeba."

[Alex A.]

well this quote dident come from a teacher but Springer said this and I thought i was funny.

"...went down the shitter faster than someone on fiber pills."

[skakidd]

had a teacher named mr tam looks kinda like pandmans panda only shorter like really short he barely fit over the table but not a midget anyway this was 3 years ago, i think,...when the sniper thing was happening in the states (not cool at all) anyway this girl is bored to tears so when hes writing on the blackboard she throws a bouncy ball at him and it hits the blackboard beside his head and he turns around and in a super asian hurried funny ass accent says "who is like sniper". ahahahahaha.

[Ton]

How bizzare, we went to the same high school whoever you are.

Benowa represent, Mr Wittle also kicked arse