Post some really kick-ass quotes that other members have like...typed!

[Vivi]

You got fucked in the A: Drive

I love it. Flat out love it.

Or shit, I can't think, lemme go check.

[Evans]

Wait... are you saying that man actually survived before internet? I thought the lack of it caused the Crusades, the Black Death, and Paris Hilton.

[Vivi]

excuse me sir vivi, but this is rap we speak of here, so its PHAT gangstarr. not fat gangster

[Jaws]

This is a test of the emergency shitty console system. This test has been mandated by the Association for the Systems that Suck. (ASS)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

This has been a test. If this were a real emergency, you would be instructed to throw your Xbox out the window and aim for the nearest EP mod.

Thank you for your patience.

[Mikey_]

OMG Mikey!! U r so Secksee!!!1 So hott U r making me 4 U. OMG im creeming my drawers rite now!

true story. seriously.

[Sprung]

true story. seriously.

Oh he's such a liar.

A liar is y00!

[pirates dc]

Ding Dong ill show you my shlong
Felling like mario on donkey kong

Fuckin idiot

[polobunny]

Drawers? That's like some kinky stuff, i'm in.

[Vivi]

Polo we need to dig out some pwnings from the hangout .

[Evans]

Or soak yourself in liquor (oh noes, wasting beer!!!) and come home reeking of alcohol.

[Raype]

I don't get it (No, I get sex, i mean I didn't get the joke)

[Evans]

Beer =/= liquor.

[Raype]

Beer =/= liquor.

Oh.....I get it now. If it isn't liquor, why do they sell it in liquor stores? Well my beer== liquor (fermentation of homebrew for the win). Plus, he is probably American, them and their weak livers. Besides, isn't liquor anything with alcohol in it? Aw well I'm too wasted to care.

[Evans]

Oh.....I get it now. If it isn't liquor, why do they sell it in liquor stores? Well my beer== liquor (fermentation of homebrew for the win). Plus, he is probably American, them and their weak livers. Besides, isn't liquor anything with alcohol in it? Aw well I'm too wasted to care.

I hope you're not truly wasted at 15:30...

"Liquor store" is just a name; Pottery barn isn't really a barn, not does it sell just potteries.
Beer=A fermented alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops. [a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops]
Liquor=An alcoholic beverage made by distillation rather than by fermentation.

[Raype]

I hope you're not truly wasted at 15:30...

15:30? Dude, it's 5 pm here (or 17:00 for the French).

And I am wasted.