Post some really kick-ass quotes that other members have like...typed!

[Clive]

When people get banned for being retarded, they make me fist myself with laughter, especially when they vent their anger on the boards, makes me PISS.

[Dingy]

Well, at least something isn't getting out of your hand crusher

No one's giving this guy's creativity the credit it deserves. System's not allowing me to rep you, so yea

[Evans]

MGS3 Isnt Snake Solid that we know and love, its indeed his Father, Big Boss.

Really? I had no idea Dr. Obvious....now what color is the sky? Oh and also, Snake is a clone of Big Boss! Whoo spoiler alert.....

*picks up phone* Hello....yes.....yeah, he's here.....ok, i'll tell him *hangs up* That was a mile away, they saw that coming.

OMG!!! Is Omega a woman???

Originally Posted by Brightside
after seeing evans i just became even gayerererererererer

I think we all did

Bet I'll look really dumb we she posts a picture and proves me wrong.

[Raype]

Yes, I am a chick......and now for showing that, you shall never do me Evans





just kidding. You caught me in a joke. I guess I should have said that now I....err....can't explain my way out of that......dammit........I am a MALE.....oh god the gayness get it OFF! *runs to a brothel*

EDIT- and it looks like I can't +REP you for messing with me like that....I should have said something like.......must think of explaination......aww crap I'm still at a loss for words......aw well once gas prices rise again I'll try to post a better explaination.

EDIT2- I shall now change it to "I think all women did" huzza. Props to Ginger, Candi, Angela, Lilly, Kim, Tonya. Krystal, Jenny, and Rebecca for helping me get the gay out. The post shall remain intact, I will just append the new one to it so I don't look like a female.

[Elmdor]

The best part of the almighty MVP thread:

No I just don't feel like saying anything. I didn't read all of it. Oh and my mother was way older than 14 when I was born...

Younger, Crusher, the correct word is younger. A 12 year old is two years younger than a 14 year old. I know that mental deficiency may be common in those born from barely pubescent children, but we're going to make your education a success story yet.

You know what Jimmy, I don't think I like you anymore!

Even Winston Churchill admitted that he felt spiteful to those trying to teach him what he did not yet understand. Don't worry Crusher, you're capable of anything. Maybe you'll get to save the world too!

I'll pretend I didn't hear that so yeah.

I suppose we're going to have to wait until your next lesson before we get into the nitty-gritty on the difference between reading and hearing.

OMGISH, so owned.

And surely you jest! Elmdor is the epitome of cool!

And despite that I have yet to be quoted? Shame on you all!

[BiggySmall]

When people get banned for being retarded, they make me fist myself with laughter, especially when they vent their anger on the boards, makes me PISS.

Now thats funny

[Evans]

I think it's funny you guys have never seen a "mound". :eyeball:

[Dingy]

EDIT- and it looks like I can't +REP you for messing with me like that....I should have said something like.......must think of explaination......aww crap I'm still at a loss for words......aw well once gas prices rise again I'll try to post a better explaination.

Ahem, give him credit, he's a proper noun. Gas Prices?
And stop being so unsure of your sexuality!

[Evans]

Dingy, I instilled that doubt. He-he.
If you haven't already scrolled high enough...

[Dingy]

Dingy, I instilled that doubt. He-he.
If you haven't already scrolled high enough...

I scrolled. And scrolled. I still think there's no need for him to unsure of his sexuality (or sex), especially, instilled by you

[Evans]

I scrolled. And scrolled. I still think there's no need for him to unsure of his sexuality (or sex), especially, instilled by you

Ahem!

[Dingy]

Ahem!

OMG. I have been catched! Shits.

[Evans]

OMG. I have been catched! *Shits.*

That was my last one. Those tend to get boring after a while. I don't want us running around the board, pointing each others mistakes out.

Ok, that's not what you meant, but still. I... err...

[Dingy]

I want to go to China.

I was just in china town, i was shocked to see how many asian people were there =/

Master of the Obvious.

[Raype]

Ahem, give him credit, he's a proper noun. Gas Prices?
And stop being so unsure of your sexuality!

I'm not unsure of my sexuality, it's just that the statement I made earlier may have made people question my sexuality. I have since fixed that problem and that statement (less funny now, but at least it's less feminine". Besides, people can't see me on the 'net and I don't have a pic for that twat thread, so I appear to be out of alternatives. And now I shall remember to capitalize the Gas Prices when it comes up again (unintentional joke).

its kind of wierd that Kasumi has a dong, and sprung doesn't... are we in a parallel universe or something?

If Sprung, is 25 instead of 35. Then, yes we are.

*Pictures all the Kasumi lovers vomiting after seeing that pic*. If Sprung is 25, I'm 9

Oh my fucking god a girl posted in here! And a good looking one at that!
RUNNN before you turn straight!

Edit: I couldn't tell if she was good looking!! It was the (trisexual) guy penetrating me behind me that said 'Wo, she's fucking good looking!'

Fact: Schutzy is so hot, she makes gays drool

Note to Lag: don't read the rest of the thread, Dingy posted a pic.....too late . Someone hand lag a tissue.

Hah, Evans is weird. See the Clit in his sig? It's carefully hidden.

A clittoris? Evans'?

Yes. My sig is fun. I laugh at it every now and then.

That's true, actually, Evans, you like posting pics of you touching your clittoris on the innernets?:p

Well, We captured it to DVD, so when I get a copy, i'll up some parts for you if you like

Who's the female now Evans ? (note to n00bs, ask your parents).

Come do me.

Hand not working?

At this point, it's about the headache. (not the one that has a neck )

No headache has a neck. Now if you mean a head

I meant "aching head". Thanks for pointing it out.

Hey Fate, friction burn much? A rare mistake by Evans (read the above posts to realize he corrects people all the time). Remind me never to shake hands with anyone who posts here (this place has more fappers than most pr0n sites)

Those two are always good for quotes.