The Most Disgusting thing youve done or can think of

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Grab a rusted trombone while your at it

Fixed.

[Hijuda]

Ive eaten a mixture of brownies, fries, ketchup, mustard, chocolate milk, and jalapeno peppers. I reminded myself to never ever get dared into doing something like that ever again

Damn, and I thought I was bad.

[Vivi]

Fixed.

Only n00bs change quotes.

[BiggySmall]

Damn, and I thought I was bad.

I was willing to try something new what could I say

[Mikey_]

2 days ago i had take out chinese. there were 2 left over egg rolls and i forgot to throw'em out. they were still in their lil bags when i found'em today. opened'em up...sniffed'em. they still somehow smelled edible. so i said fuck it...i'll see. took a bite, and i found i was still alive. i took another bite, this time, i went deeper. well....here's a lesson learned children: never think you can eat something that looks and smells edible if its been out for 2 days. i threw up, rinsed my mouth out with like, every kind of cleansing liquid i had, brushed my teeth....ugh. and now my tummy hurts lol

[Evans]

Hum, one of many that comes to mind is the following:

I once told someone that it would have been better if his/her father had cumed a tissue instead of his/her mother.

Yeah, I'm that much of an asshole.

[Mikey_]

thats not gross. thats just mean. you meanie. kinda funny though. someone ending up a wad of sperm in a tissue...

[Evans]

That's disgusting. Also is mean. That, I fully agree with.

[TheStuntman]

The most disgusting thing i ever did was in 6th grade. I really had to take a s**t but i couldn't because i rode the bus home. It was the longest half hour bus ride of my life. I FLEW home after the bus stop and i reached the bathroom and well lets just say i couldn't hold it for 3 more seconds cuz when i released i missed the toilet and then i had to clean it up .

[Mikey_]

thats just gross. thank you.

[Sprung]

2 days ago i had take out chinese. there were 2 left over egg rolls and i forgot to throw'em out. they were still in their lil bags when i found'em today. opened'em up...sniffed'em. they still somehow smelled edible. so i said fuck it...i'll see. took a bite, and i found i was still alive. i took another bite, this time, i went deeper. well....here's a lesson learned children: never think you can eat something that looks and smells edible if its been out for 2 days. i threw up, rinsed my mouth out with like, every kind of cleansing liquid i had, brushed my teeth....ugh. and now my tummy hurts lol

Dude. That's pretty sick.

[nek_]

Well the most disgusting thing ive done, is probably well..... i cant think of one cuz i lost the idea.

The best thing ive done, is eye humping a teacher of mine while she was looking, shes hot, yes shes a TILF, well, you can figure that one out but for the dumb ones among us, its a rip off of MILF (Mother Id Like To **** yes i censored myself, i dont want banned), i ripped milf off and changed to TILF, Teacher id like to **** (again i censored myself), shes like 23, Hot, C Cup (yes i asked her), shes a little taller then me, and loves younger guys.

anyway if i hear any disgusting things the idea will probably come back to me. so bring on the disgust!

I slept with your mother. Her name was Tanya, and she wasn't worth it.

[TheStuntman]

2 days ago i had take out chinese. there were 2 left over egg rolls and i forgot to throw'em out. they were still in their lil bags when i found'em today. opened'em up...sniffed'em. they still somehow smelled edible. so i said fuck it...i'll see. took a bite, and i found i was still alive. i took another bite, this time, i went deeper. well....here's a lesson learned children: never think you can eat something that looks and smells edible if its been out for 2 days. i threw up, rinsed my mouth out with like, every kind of cleansing liquid i had, brushed my teeth....ugh. and now my tummy hurts lol

LMAO that's just funny and idiotic but yea that is pretty gross. well i hope you learned your lesson.

[Kiel]

The most disgusting thing i ever did was in 6th grade. I really had to take a s**t but i couldn't because i rode the bus home. It was the longest half hour bus ride of my life. I FLEW home after the bus stop and i reached the bathroom and well lets just say i couldn't hold it for 3 more seconds cuz when i released i missed the toilet and then i had to clean it up .

Bwahahaha unlucky mate. I had a similar situation, but I shat meself on the bus and blamed it on the unpopular kid.

[Xena]

The most disgusting thing I have seen recently, was when a work collegue of mine planted a shit in his work clothes and left them in my bosses office. He was quitting his job by the way.

The manager had disciplined the chap for having time off work, the poor lad had just lost his mother for crying out loud. I would want time off work too. Aparently your allowed 3 days off work for a family member dying, and the lad had 5 days off. Yet you are allowed 6 months off if you are having a baby!?