What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

[JCAll]

I once watched Uwe Boll's House of the Dead 6 times because I felt like watching a movie yet I didn't want to get up to change the DVD.

I think I died a little on the inside.

[LastPucho]

I sometimes get too lazy to play games or get on the computer.
I have been too lazy to get into my bed once so I just fell asleep wherever I was on purpose.

Ha! Me too. In fact, I can sleep even while standing up.

One night, very late, I was with a group of friends doing some paperwork in our university. I just fell asleep while sitting in a chair, in front of the computer... they didn't notice I was sleeping untill one of them touched my shoulder and my head went down and my face hit the keyboard

[XxXMaverick]

haha i live in the base ment of my house, And the bathroom is on the second floor. One time i had to shit soo bad i took a bucket i had some ramen noodles in and shit in it. Yah.... And i didnt have any toilet paper so i have to pick the shitest shirt i had and whip my ass with it and i threw that away.

[karragh]

*I urinate in empty bottles of some drink, then get rid of it the next day.

I was competing in an online race type competition once, and well, If I had to use the bathroom, I wasn't about to cost my team valuable minutes, so I had a 3.5 litre water jug ready to use every race night.
Because you know, in one night I was bound to piss 3.5 litres out....

Obviously, this made Karen endlessly proud of me, and was even better when our nanny walked in to see me doing it one time.

That wasn't out of lazyness though, that was out of competativness that I was pissing in a jug.



As for lazyness: If I want a game, book, movie, etc. and am not going out for something else that day, I will sooner order it off of amazon.ca then drive 6 minutes to a FutureShop. Unless i'm really excited about said game, movie, book, etc.

[Ahkei]

Far out, you guys say stuff about "moving stuff from bed to chair", like, fuck that, if theres stuff on my bed i just lift up the dooner and sleep under it.

And if i dont want to, i just leave plates and cups and shit lying around after ive finished drinking/eating, and my mum usually cleans stuff up every 3 or so days while i'm at school.

I realy should stop being lazy. But i'm too lazy.



GoGo Gadget Edit�: I just spilled sauce on my pants, so i used a piece of my bread to clean it off. Then I ate the bread.

[Lyger]

one time when i was younger i peed in a bottle and sat it on the floor because i was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom

[Lag]

GoGo Gadget Edit�: I just spilled sauce on my pants, so i used a piece of my bread to clean it off. Then I ate the bread.

That's not lazy. I do that all the time.
Maybe it is lazy.

[Gare]

I AM lazyness. I do all kind fo lazy things every day.

Like, sitting here and posting on an internet forum.

[ChimpoUA]

I AM lazyness. I do all kind fo lazy things every day.

Like, sitting here and posting on an internet forum.

ROFL Well, actually, I'm supposed to play piano now, but I'm too lazy. Hmm... I'm lazy all the time anyway. Like this post. I say garejeis post and thought rofl. so i responded rofl. I wanted to have a rofl smiley too, so i typed :. Then I swa the smiley and delled my : and clicked on the smiley. Can't think of another lazything at the moment though, i have to piss.

[Lag]

There is an apple RIGHT beside me. Like, half an arms' length away, and yet I'm too lazy to reach over to get it, when I'm hungry atm.

[samarjit]

well i am too lazy to go to my classes in the morning...
again once i went with my parents to a beach which is famous for sunrise and sunset, we stayed there for three days but i could only see the sunset

[Lag]

well i am too lazy to go to my classes in the morning...
again once i went with my parents to a beach which is famous for sunrise and sunset, we stayed there for three days but i could only see the sunset

How is that lazy?

[Valholy]

Laziest thing I ever did? o yeah play chess in all of my classes in the university and not pay attention even when the teachers warned me and told me that they were going to report me if i continued like that

[samarjit]

How is that lazy?

not waking up is a sign of lazyness, dont u get that :X

[Lag]

I do, but I meant it isn't lazy compared to me