The Wrestling Hangout

[Springer]

i haven't ordered a ppv since...in your house...hbk vs the british bulldog for the world title i think. or some title. i know wait, the last one was undertaker vs austin where kane came out to help taker but taker didn't want help. i think the opening bout was d-lo brown vs val venis. i'm listening to carlito's theme song and i can't help but picture him advertising how cool goya beans are. and how he is prolly the love child of lita and razor ramon.

at the Carlito statement.

[Dyvim]

I think Carlito needs to be managed by Lou Albano, I mean they do both dress the same after all.

[Springer]

I think Carlito needs to be managed by Lou Albano, I mean they do both dress the same after all.

Or Koko B Ware I demand Carlito with a Parrot.

[Dyvim]

I'd pay good money for that.
I'd also like to see the return of Skinner.
Vince, do it now! kkthnxbye

[Springer]

I'd pay good money for that.
I'd also like to see the return of Skinner.
Vince, do it now! kkthnxbye

lol or the Brooklyn Brawler whos better at the job?

[Dyvim]

He's also very good at saying nice things about people.
I mean just look at -every- WWE star-specific DVD that they release. He's -always- on there and always saying something nice.
I'm convinced they just sat him down one day and had him say every good thing he knows, spliced it together in different ways so they had enough material for 16 billion DVDs and then took him out back and killed him, that's why he hasn't been on TV since!

[Springer]

He's also very good at saying nice things about people.
I mean just look at -every- WWE star-specific DVD that they release. He's -always- on there and always saying something nice.
I'm convinced they just sat him down one day and had him say every good thing he knows, spliced it together in different ways so they had enough material for 16 billion DVDs and then took him out back and killed him, that's why he hasn't been on TV since!

That or he was paid a shitload and left on a cruiseship with all the former WWF 80s stars. Like Love Boat but way cheaper.

[Mikey_]

and on that love boat the entertainment is macho man's rapping skillz

[Springer]

and on that love boat the entertainment is macho man's rapping skillz

Damn straight. also May Young stripping cos we all know nobody has had enough of that gig already

[Dyvim]

No wonder Ricky Steamboat dissapeared from RoH.
Hmm, the plot thickens!

Ugh, Mae Young. Wasn't she on Homecoming last Monday doing that same damn gimmick again?
And speaking of Homecoming, why the hell didn't Conway get a spinebuster from Arn? I would've marked so hard that I would have surely died had such a thing happened.

[Springer]

No wonder Ricky Steamboat dissapeared from RoH.
Hmm, the plot thickens!

Indeed. I.R.S is clearly the financial manager of the WWF Loveboat.

[Dyvim]

Does that mean that Bossman isn't dead, he's just running their security? Because otherwise there's no good cop to The Mountie and his bad cop routine.
*nods sagely*

[Mikey_]

i'm curious to know just why vince was so anxious to fire the ultimate warrior, as he said during a commericial for the warrior dvd.

[Springer]

i'm curious to know just why vince was so anxious to fire the ultimate warrior, as he said during a commericial for the warrior dvd.

I think it was because Warrior wanted more money or something. I dunno not seen the DVD yet.

The WWF Loveboat does not take into account peoples deaths cos you know it is the Loveboat happy happy

[Dyvim]

Because between him and Hogan the WWE was spending all of it's steroid budget on two men?