Favorite Video Game Quotes

[emongev]

I just thought that people want tell the world their fav VG quotes.

One of mine is :"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back.... one bullet at a time." - Max Payne

[ncxtreme]

"Thank you my Turtles", TMNT 2 NES

Yeah I know it's lame.

[Gare]

"You flushed it down the toilet? NO! THROUGH TIME!" - Day of the Tentacle
"Yikes!" - Monkey Island
"Truly, if there's evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind" - Tales of Phantasia
"You killed one of the youths of the Wasteland. You evil, evil person" - Fallout
"Carlson and Peteeeeeeers!!!" - Beyond Good & Evil

[Ryan]

"All Your Base Are Belong to Us"

[pkt-zer0]

"All Your Base Are Belong to Us"

Argh. You are victorious.

"Hello, Meccs. This way is the... FUCK ME! The Reapers are coming, the Reapers are coming, the Reapers are*glug glug blarrr*" - Giants: Citizen Kabuto.

[Vesper]

"What's this? An Andross wannabe?" - Falco (Star Fox Assault)
"DESTROY THE CORE!" - Gradius Announcer (Gradius)
"You can't be serious. You want to keep going?" - Joshua (Fire Emblem)
"So Cless, Which one do you want to take between the sheets?" - Klarth (Tales of Phantasia)
"For her sake I will not fail!" - Ash (Phantom Brave)
"I'm a Goddess of Death not a Goddess of Love!" - Valkyrie (Valkyrie Profile)
"DO A BARREL ROLL!" - Peppy (Starfox 64, AKA Lylatwars)

[Toto]

"My house, BITCH" the voice of another player in UT 2004 when you et owned.

[P. Wolvesbane]

"Women are like sunsets, they're beautiful but there will be a different one tomorrow." - Gilder, Skies of Arcadia

"Later on, Captain Clara found Gilder's ship! She was so happy! She started firing at his ship to get his attention. Gilder fired back. How romantic." - Skies of Arcadia

"Impossible is a word that people use so they don't feel bad when they quit." - Vyse, SoA

"I belive the worth of a man is measured by his popularity with the women." - Vigoro, SoA

[Cosmic]

"Eww, porcelain..." - Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Island

"Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
"Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there." - Sam & Max Hit the Road

[DeputyDon]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."
- Duke Nukem

Run run or you'll be well done!
- Kefka (FF6)

"Reinforcements...I am the reinforcements"
- Vagrant Story

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."
- Magus (Chrono Trigger)

"The odds will be against you, but you are true heroes. Open now the last door, and take what you find there. My last invention...
My Wings of Time..."
- Belthasar

"Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn into noble ambition, young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth..."
- Shiek

"I am Alpha and Omega.
The beginning and the end.
The first and the last."
- Xenogears

[crusher]

"Americans are too in love with their own voice to speak the truth." - Ocelot

"Jack... Or should I say... Snake... You're a wonderful man. Kill me. Kill me now. Do it. There's only room for one Boss... and one Snake..." - The Boss

"We are not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in." - Gray Fox

"I raised you, and loved you, I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There's nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life." - The Boss

Metal Gear has so many great quotes....

[smzee27]

"Jewelry is so dull, I don't know why women like this shiny crap"
-Random Guy, Arc The Lad 2
"Burn in hell, you heretic"
-Rikimaru, Tenchu: Stealth Assassins

[Vash Van Gogh]

Tifa: "Did you sleep well?"
Cloud: choice of two answers "Barret's snoring kept me up"
or "Next to you? Who wouldn't"
If you answer the latter her response:
Tifa: "I don't know what you mean"

[Hangman]

"Alright then, who's this?"
"Err, looks like err, one of dem squirrels."
"I say we should get down there, kick the shit out of him!"
-Scouse Doung Beatles

"I, am, the Great Mighty Poo!
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfiiiish!
How about some scat, you little twat?!"

"Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would've thought a good little squirrel like you could of destroyed my beautiful clagginess?!"
-Great Mighty Poo

Conker's Bad Fur Day, 'nuff said.

[emongev]

hey lots of posts for a day up, i knew it was a popular subject
to continue, this has to be the quote that has annoyed the most people world wide:
"Hey! Listen!" -Navi
funny quotes:
"for a brick, he flew pretty good" - Halo 2
"spikey headed jerk" -Yuffie FF7
"Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you. You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash." -Max Payne
"I dreamt I was a moron." -Squall FF8
"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do." -Max Payne
"I'm sorry, were you waiting for me to give a damn?" -Ryudo
"Genuine native american drums manufactured by genuine native koreans." -Sam and Max hit the road
"I see that old mr.bosco's generously giving away his profits to the underpriviledged, ski-masked-wearing youth of the neighborhood again" -Sam and Max hit the road