Earth saved from Intergalatic Invasion
You would not believe how close our fair planet came to utter destruction. Earlier today Earth was befallen by alien invaders bent on destroying all we hold dear.
The aliens brought their most elite of soldiers, but all the training in the universe could not have afforded them to the necessary means to defeat Earth's last and final defense: Knight of Nachos.
It was a seemingly ordinary day for me, beautiful women and expensive living. However, I received a call from the U.N. that Earth had received threats from an unknown source. Never one to ignore the horn of battle, I threw the women off my bed and prepared to once again save humanity.
In my Rover of Justice I mowed through the alien menace en masse as if it were child's play. One after another their ranks were vaporized into oblivion, a quick death being my only gift to them as I immolate their civilization to the dark gods. Hours passed and after the dust had settled, the outcome was clear; KnightofNachos had rescued the planet from sure destruction.
I was able to obtain news footage of the event as it was happening:
Enjoy your day, as it is all possible thanks to me.
IcedEarth28
Originally Posted by Shadow X
