Well, here it is, all you'll ever need. Props to Wonde.
Hostings Without ads
http://www.liquid2k.com/ (recommended)
http://www.brinkster.com/ (recommended)
http://www.demented.org/
http://www.cfm-resources.com/
http://www.digitalrice.com/
Host support PHP, 15-25 MB, MySQL, Some Ads
http://www.host.sk/ (no-ads)
http://www.php50.com/ (pop-up)
http://www.t35.com/ (pop-up)
http://www.clawz.com/ (banner)
http://www.tripod.co.uk/ (pop-up, MySQL included)
Large Host for files and FTP
http://www.freewebsites.com/
http://www.gizba.com/
http://www.hut.ru/
http://www.web1000.com/
http://www.phidji.com/ (100MB, no ads, ASP)
http://www.spacetowns.com ( 50 MB, no ad's )
http://www.topcities.com ( 150MB )
http://www.nerocities.com ( 100MB, FTP, no ad's )
Host Some ads, small MB
http://www.enjetek.com ( 15MB )
http://www.f2g.net ( 15MB, FTP, no ads, PHP4 )
http://www.geocities.com/
http://www.angelfire.com/
http://www.tripod.com/
http://www.topcities.com/
Host Support CGI for Ikonboard and YaBB, FTP
http://www.brinkster.com/ (no FTP, and no ads)
http://www.raketnet.nl/
http://www.cfm-resources.com/
http://www.aspfreeserver.com/
http://www.websamba.com/
Host >15MB, transfer 1GB/month, PHP, MySQL, CGI
http://www.port5.com ( 15MB, FTP, no ad's )
http://www.amzweb.net/signup.php (also offers ASP)
http://www.spaceports.com/
Host 20-30MB, PHP, MySQL, FTP
http://www.host.sk/ (no ads)
http://www.spaceports.com/
http://www.tripod.co.uk/
http://www.multimania.com/
http://www.web1000.com/ (use at your own risk! vious2)
http://youthofamerica.org/ (20MB, browser noads RealVideo RealAudio
POP Email ASP SSI CGI-BIN)
http://www.t35.com ( 35MB, FTP, no ad's )
Host > 20MB , transfer unlimited, FTP
http://www.host.sk/ (no ads)
http://www.netfirms.com/
http://www.fateback.com/
~~~Free BulletinBoards/Forums
http://www.phpbb.com - phpBB2 (PHP, mySQL)
http://woltlab.de - wbb1 (PHP, mySQL)
http://openbb.com - OpenBB2 (PHP,mySQL)
http://www.invisionboard.com - Ibforums (PHP,mySQL AND CGI)
http://forum.snitz.com Snitz Forum2000 (ASP)
http://german-bulletin-board.de - gBB (PHP, mySQL) (Cool)
http://www.phorum.org/ - Phorum (PHP + MySQL; open source)
http://www.xmbforum.com/ - XMB (PHP + MySQL)
http://www.minibb.net/ - MiniBB (PHP + MySQL)
http://www.mybboard.com/ - MyBB/DevBB (PHP, MySQL)
http://www.xmbforum.com/ - XMB (PHP, mySQL
http://www.simplemessageboard.com/ - SMP (CFM, MSsql)
http://www.lokwa.com/ - lokwaBB (PHP, Mysql)
http://www.mercuryboard.com/ - MurcuryBoard (PHP, MySQL)
http://www.smartbb.net/ - SmartBB (PHP, Mysql)
http://www.icredibb.com/ - iBB (PHP, Mysql)
http://www.myboard.co.uk/ - myBoard (PHP, MySQL)
http://mybboard.com - DevBB (PHP, mysql)
http://www.versiforum.com - VersiForum (ASP)
~~~Free Remotly Hosted Forums
http://upperboard.com/
http://www.xsorbit.com/
http://www.proboards.com/
http://www.ezboard.com/
http://forums.hostultra.com/
http://www.network54.com/
http://www.everyone.net/
http://www.mycool.com
http://www.guestforum.com/
http://www.voy.com/
http://www.dk3.com/
http://www.homepagetools.com/ultraboard
http://www.swiftsolution.com/
http://groups.yahoo.com/
http://communities.msn.com/
http://on.starblvd.net/meet
http://forums.delphi.com/
http://www.suddenlaunch.com/
http://bb.bbboy.net/
http://www.eboards4all.com/
~~~Free Subdomains
www.freeurl.com
www.jwdx.com
www.cjb.net
www.dot.tk
www.v3.com
www.hotredirect.com
www.internetjump.com
www.explode.to
www.webalias.com
www.reduce.to
www.warping.to
www.gosurfto.com
www.2000c.net
www.shorturl.com
www.has.it
www.nigx.net
www.123redirect.com
www.ipfox.com
www.webweaver.nu
www.ohgo.com
www.url-redirection.org
www.aliasnames.com
www.get-2.com
www.myredirector.com
www.dot.nu
www.tr.cx
www.kickme.to
www.dk3.com
www.xiy.net
www.url.animeumbrella.com
www.suite.net/url.htm
www.surftohere.com
www.israd.net
www.ontheweb.nu
www.globalredirect.com
www.flash.to
www.linkworld.to
www.rename.net
www.url4life.com
www.n2v.net
www.webmask.com
www.heroffice.com
www.crcpl.tsx.org
www.guruguru.to
www.iscool.net
www.dkanet.com
www.r67.com
www.uni.cc
www.fr.fm
www.d.bz
www.e33.de
www.de.vu
www.dd.vu
www.6x.to
www.b4.to
www.b6.to
www.h3.to
www.thx.to
www.rox.to
www.faster.as
www.tsx.to
www.tsx.org
www.bootme.to
www.2fbi.de
www.ubb.cc
www.IDz.net
http://zwap.to
www.xsub.ws
www.elite.to
www.2fbi.de
www.suckz.de
www.b6.to
www.quickurl.com
~~~Free Domains
http://www.dot.tk/ (redirection)
http://www.freedomain.co.nr (redirection)NEW
http://www.uni.cc/ (redirection, webhosting, OR domain)
http://www.ripn.net:8080/en/ (domain)
www.dhs.org
http://www.1millionfreedomains.com/ (requires reserve fee)
http://www.freedomain.co.nr (redirection)NEW
~~~Co-Brands
http://www.communityarchitect.com/
~~~Free FileStorage
http://java.isavvix.com/freeback.jsp
http://www.filesupload.com NEW
http://www.ripway.com NEW
http://www.myplay.com/
http://www.sharemation.com/
http://www.staroffice.com/
http://www.storagevault.net/
http://www.tiomeg.com/
http://briefcase.yahoo.com/
http://www.zden.com/Signup.asp?ID=136463
~~~Free Pop3Mails
http://quickemail.de
http://gmx.net
http://mypad.com
http://kgb.cz
http://amexmail.com
http://freemail.web.de
http://hotmail.com (not sure)
http://uyeler.mynet.com
http://eng.mail.port.ru
http://passagen.se
http://cjb.net
http://myrealbox.com
http://mail.urbia.de
http://my-mail.ch
http://westonline.com
http://mundomail.net
http://www.hotpop.com
http://webmail.berlin.de
http://club.lemonde.fr
http://emailcity.de
http://mail.lycos.co.uk
http://schondrin.de
http://freemail.nl
http://idlo.de
http://saintmail.net
http://topsurf.com
http://uk2.net
http://liquid2k.com
http://dostmail.com
http://china.com
http://hotpop.com
http://newmail.net
http://mail.arabia.com
http://mail.ofir.dk
http://home.se
http://epost.portalen.no
http://runbox.com
http://mail.tut.by
~~~Free Email for your site
http://bigmailbox.com
http://zzn.com
http://i-p.com
~~~Free Counters/Stats for ur site
www.sitemeter.com
http://www.addfreestats.com
www.bravenet.com
www.admo.net
www.thecounter.com
http://www.extreme-dm.com/
http://www.nedstat.com/
www.stats4all.com
www.realtracker.com
http://www.analogstats.com
http://www.geocounter.net
www.webtrendslive.com
http://www.okcounter.com
http://www.vioclicks.com
Misc.
www.freewebspace.net (for searching the best one for you)
http://www.100best-free-web-space.com/freeHosts.html (same)
http://freestarthost.com/members/login.php
http://www.Xanga.com
http://www.50megs.com
http://www.hostingzero.com
http://www.125mb.com/
http://www.broadphase.com/
http://www.cjb.cc/
http://www.stormpages.com/
http://www.freespaces.com/
http://host.akatsuki-x.com/akatsuki-x.cgi
http://www.100webspace.com/
http://www.orgfree.com
http://beigetower.org/
http://www.urlq.com/
http://www.greatnow.com/
http://www01.megaupload.com/index.php
Now warez and porn free!