Video Games I Hate.

[Morbid Florist]

Because I'm so interesting and awesome, I've decided to make a list of games I hate. If I hate them, it's obvious that they are shit, and not worth anyones time.

I shouldn't have to give a reason as to why I hate them because that's how awesome I am, but just so you don't go around questioning my awesomicity, I will.


1) Final Fantasy - There has not been a single decent Final Fantasy game ever. They are all extremely boring and stupid. If you don't boycot Final Fantasy from now on, Jesus will hate you and kill your children.

2) Metal Gear Solid - Almost as bad as Final Fantasy. Not fun, not exciting, not awesome. And believe me, I know awesome.

3) Wrestling Games - Even worse than real wrestling. I hate them. If that's not enough for you to reconsider buying one, I don't know what is.

4) Splinter Cell - Sneaking around is for pussies. And there was no nude scenes that I can recall.

5) Diablo & Diablo 2 - These are relatively new games, yet they remain 2D. Atrocious.

6) 2D Street Fighter Games - These type of games were good on SNES, fifteen years ago. But they're simply not acceptable anymore. 2D PS2 games? SIF.

7) Counter Strike - Why in the hell does ANYONE play this atrocity? Not fun, not exciting, not cool, not decent. Gameplay is not good at all, fuck off you wankers saying it is. Counter Strike is good for people with Pentium 1 45mhz. Oh, and the graphics are shit.


Now, if you still like these games, I'm going to have to request for the moderators to ban you. They'll do it, you know. They hate these games, too.

[Sprung]

So, what do you do? Play Pong and complain all day?

[TechKnow]

Even though I disagree with you on several games, I enojoyed reading the list. Keep up the good work.

[Morbid Florist]

So, what do you do? Play Pong and complain all day?

No.


8) Pong - I find this game extremely racist to black pixels. This game is nothing but pure white supremacy. So only crackas can hit square pixels now? Fuckers.

Even though I disagree with you on several games, I enojoyed reading the list. Keep up the good work.

No you don't. You agree with me whole-heartedly.

[Winged 2.0]

Yeah, I agree with Sprung and TechKnow. I would also like to congratulate you on as the first person I have seen that makes a thread like this. A thread bashing games you hate isnt cool. And about your attitude, change it. It's not you, Vinny.

[Morbid Florist]

Yeah, I agree with Sprung and TechKnow. I would also like to congratulate you on as the first person I have seen that makes a thread like this. A thread bashing games you hate isnt cool. And about your attitude, change it. It's not you, Vinny.

So you agree that I'm awesome? Thank-you.

[Winged 2.0]

I agree that you are a complainer that wouldnt know a good game if it stood, naked, in front of you.

[Morbid Florist]

I agree that you are a complainer that wouldnt know a good game if it stood, naked, in front of you.

So you're telling me you LIKE these games? You LIKE boring, lengthy, un-skipable FMV sequences? You LIKE playing shitty games?

Hah. Good one.

[Psyonide]

Why not just make a thread titled 'Look at me! I want some attention!' ?
That'd save all this bullshit.

[Chaos]

Why not just make a thread titled 'Look at me! I want some attention!' ?
That'd save all this bullshit.

Yeah I agreee that

[Winged 2.0]

Why not just make a thread titled 'Look at me! I want some attention!' ?
That'd save all this bullshit.

lol, Pwned.

[Gospel]

For the record, games need more exposed breasts.

[Josh]

Gospel for some ppl there is a time and place for breasts. I don't think games are that place though.

[Stark]

Agreed, don't want this thread turning into another half-assed disscusion about whose video games breasts are the best/biggest/bounciest

[Ziegfried]

Yeah, we'd better not drift from the topic of what games Morbid Florist hates.