ask a rediculously stupid question, get a craptacular answer!

[GODJonez]

Burn your DVDs to ashes.

Why can't I get a straight answer from Cyberxion about his Internet connection speed?

[Cyberxion]

The Magic 8-Ball says, "Try again later...".

To answer your question, no, I don't. Happy?

Why? Just....why?

[GODJonez]

Because the terrorist GOD is just getting his 666th post.

How many posts left to that?

[Dinosaurman]

yes



have i spent a million on reefer yet?

[GODJonez]

How the hell am I supposed to know? (= I don't know.)

Is hang outing spamming?

[Dinosaurman]

yeah



do you think i should grass on my self for it?

[GODJonez]

nope.

Is FF9 uploaded to my FTP yet?

[Dinosaurman]

who cares?

who cares?

[GODJonez]

I do.

Do I?

[youthquake]

if your head suddenly became inflamed with ginger ale, yes.

where does true love wait?

[Ryan]

In your Penis

I have a good question, wanna hear it?

[Seraphis Cain]

Only if it's sexy.

Where's my gun?

[GODJonez]

In my pocket.

Where do n00bs find those old threads?

[Mistral]

It's their n00b-sense. It tells them just how to annoy the regulars most.

Are Maxtor hard drives complete rubbish?

[Skinner8]

Both my drives are Maxtor. So, by default, Maxtor drives are the very best, ever, ever.

What the hell is Tours?