Darth Frogger pointed this out to me and I swear I spent at least 5 minutes laughing. This goes to show what it gets from being a "fanboy" (I use the term loosely, but he does seem to have an anti-Gamecube, pro-Xbox/PS2 obsession that goes beyond simply prefering the systems, as you can tell since he's *****ing out Gabe for liking the Gamecube). And thus, we give you one of the funniest "idiot mail" from Penny Arcade I have read yet.
Warning: The following content is slightly inappropriate, containing plenty of swearing and sexual references, and one, massive idiot. View at your own risk.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/idiot_mail.php3
Dunno why I felt like posting this, but I thought it was the best. Cheers to Mac for pointing it out, otherwise I wouldn't've seen it until tonight. And now, I'm off for some Coke...